Archive for July, 2010

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Jessica Hart & Ashley Hart are Wet Dream Material

Jessica Hart & Ashley Hart

These Australian model sisters, Jessica Hart and Ashley Hart, lead us to one very important question: incest is okay sometimes. Right? … right? Because it’d be a crying shame if these two girls didn’t, at home in the apartment we assume they share that’s full of satin pillows and chocolate fondue fountains, rub each other [...]

Snooki is… Smart?

It looks like the Jersey Shore strike is ending and it looks Snooki came out on top. And we’re just surprised as you are, when we think of Snooki having a brain under that smelly, tanned, guido exterior. Snooki has reached a deal with producers in which she will score, “substantially more money than before.” [...]

Ice-T Got Arrested… Dag Yo!

Oh no! It seems that Ice-T has been arrested in New York City. But don’t sweat it gentle readers – Coco and her voluptuous ass are all right. Ice was allegedly driving on a suspended license, pulled over for driving without a seat belt and taken into custody. But, he tweeted a while ago that [...]

Lindsay Got Her Old Lawyer Back. Is Now in Court.

Lindsay got her gal back! … no, not that DJ dyke Samantha Ronson… but her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley. She was by Lindsay Lohan’s side in court this morning, representing her after Robert Shapiro bailed. Holley quit earlier this month, because Lindsay was an uncontrollable client, but since Lindsay Lohan is in a pickle she [...]

Russell Brand Makes a Strange Batman

Russell Brand batman

… we don’t get it. Maybe it’ll make more sense within the context of the movie Arthur, but, we highly doubt it. More than likely, Russell Brand has finally gone off the deep end after banging half of the world’s female population – including women as hot as Katy Perry and as disturbing as Helen [...]

Some Dykey DJ Visits Lindsay Lohan

Samantha visiting Lindsay

Even though things aren’t looking good for LiLo (what with being isolated in prison and not being able to shower)… at least she was getting visitors at her pre-prison rehab facility. Samantha Ronson was seen leaving Pickford Lofts rehab facility after paying Lindsay Lohan a visit. And what we hope was a very romantic, steamy [...]

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Wash Her Crotch

Lindsay Lohan is going to be a dirty… dirty… dirty ginger once she gets to jail. And we’re being literal. She will only be allowed to shower every other day once she checks into Lynwood Correctional Facility tomorrow. Law enforcement sources say that the jail is all prepared for Lindsay’s arrival. She’ll be staying in [...]

Oksana Turned Down $15mil to Leak Tapes

It turns out that all of this Mel Gibson drama could have been avoided… if Oksana would have accepted $15mil. Oksana Grigorieva signed an agreement with Mel Gibson for a $15 million package, which would have kept the Mel tapes secret, but she ultimately walked away from it. During the child custody mediation in May, [...]