Over the weekend, Paris Hilton was charged with felony cocaine possession. She denied the drugs found in the purse she was carrying were hers… but let’s be honest here: we’re not stupid, Paris. She now faces up to four years in prison if convicted on the drug charge. The police said they found 0.8 grams [...]

This may not be an official Starbucks frappuccino… but it’s a blended ice drink with more calories and sugar than we care to elaborate on. If Britney is looking smashing (or at least “I’d stick it in her” bangable)… she won’t be for long at the rate she is downing those things. And Britney – [...]

As dog lovers (and general nice people) – we’re outraged about this. Who in the hell doesn’t keep their dog on a leash nowadays… and also teach it not to attack, maul, and kill other dogs. And their owners. Oh that’s right. Sam Ronson doesn’t. She is too busy being a bull-dyke lesbian to care [...]

Salma Hayek’s epic milk bags can’t go anywhere without drawing crazy attention to themselves. The other night they were seen accompanying Salma into Madeos inside of a tight leather jacket. There really isn’t a reason nowadays to hide massive tits, so Salma is starting to purposely buy clothing to accentuate her best feature. There can’t [...]

If boob size correlated with how likely a celebrity is to win an award, Christina Hendricks would win every Emmy that ever existed. She would win all Emmys, retroactively, from the time that the Emmys first started (62 years ago). Even if that’s not entirely what happens – her tit-bombs must be the reason that [...]

Defying all rockstar odds, Slash got married in 2001. now, Slash has filed for divorce. Saul Hudson, who we know as Slash, cites irreconcilable differences in the divorce papers. Slash and wife Perla Ferrar have two boys, age 6 and 8. Slash is asking for joint physical and legal custody. Slash, who is repped by [...]

Sam Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s dyke DJ of an ex-girlfriend, has been named in a brutal dog attack that occurred near her L.A. apartment. Sometime around 11am, a person called 911, claiming a “pit bull” attacked a smaller dog and then attacked the smaller dog’s female owner. When officials arrived at the scene, the smaller dog [...]

Zoe Saldana, a.k.a., the hot girl Na’vi that you probably wanted to bang silly in Avatar, is now Calvin Klein’s underwear girl. We applaud your choice Mr. Klein. If a girl is hot enough to be sexually arousing when CGI’d and a 10 foot tall cat – then she is definitely hot. So sink your [...]