Paris Hilton is being sued over… something illegal that’s related to fake hair? Well, as long as Paris is getting raped legally, we’re happy. A company that manufactures hair extensions sued the socialite in Los Angeles on Wednesday, claiming she breached her contract to wear and promote their product. The lawsuit claims Hilton agreed to [...]

David Beckham is finally back playing on the L.A. Galaxy team… after probably purposely tearing the largest tendon in his body so he couldn’t play in the World Cup against any of his L.A. buddies like Landon Donovan. He was seen practicing with the L.A. Galaxy today for the first time since March. It’s been [...]

It may never get critical acclaim, but dammit, the Lindsay Lohan speaks to our hearts! (And when we say “out hearts,” we mean “our dicks.”) The porno, starring Scarlett Fay, is pretty much what you’d expect: nakedness, sex, cigarettes, fake(?) cocaine, and lots and lots of alcohol. Before you start looking down your nose at [...]

Fantasia somehow overdosed on the most boring substances possible. If you thought she was bad at winning American Idol, she is even worse at committing suicide. Fantasia Barrino’s overdose last night was caused by a combination of aspirin and a sleep aid (note that these things are substances you can usually give a child) this [...]

This may have just been topped by the hot chick who quit her job using 33 pictures of herself drawing on a whiteboard… but we digress. Steven Slater, gay ex-flight attendant extraordinaire who looks a little too much like Gunther from Friends, needs shrines to be built in his disgruntled honor. On a Jet Blue [...]

In the entertainment industry, Katie Price is expendable… but dammit, would we miss her ass and tits if she was gone. At the Expendables after-party in London at the Planet Hollywood, she had a mini-wardrobe malfunction as she got out of her car. (The world collectively sighs as it realizes there isn’t more to these [...]

Jesus Christ – this is actually a thing??? The urban legend about a spider biting a woman, laying eggs, and having them burst out in a baby spider extravaganza is… FUCKING REAL. Yeah, we’ll give you a minute to digest THAT one. 24-year-old Kerry Schwartz, a girl who won VH1′s Frank the Entertainer in a [...]

It’s not just the contestants that look strangely like Lady Gaga who are obviously completely out of their minds that you’ll have to worry about this year. Apparently, the judges may be just as big of a train wreck. Sources that are connected with American Idol have been reporting that executives on the show recklessly [...]