Although Leighton Meester eating watermelon and playing with puppies on the set of Gossip Girl should be cuter than puppies throwing up rainbow cupcakes, of course we can turn it into a sexual extravaganza. … which we did. Duh. What sort of extraordinary citizens do you think we are? So feel free to stare at [...]

Natasha Alam… this may not be a household name for you yet, but after seeing these dirty lingerie pictures, you may change your mind. Not only is she a mind blowingly hot Russian actress that you may have seen on HBO shows like Entourage and True Blood, but she is a model who is 110% [...]

Okay. It was about DAMN time one of Justin Bieber’s followers woke up and smelled the douchebag. It doesn’t matter that he takes a Lambo to go get icey treats or that Kim Kardashian wants to make him her little sex puppy. That is all canceled out by his epic quantities of douchefag. One of [...]

Charlie Sheen is shockingly scary man when you get beyond his awful Two and a Half Men show… and the fact that that show is actually popular is scary enough on its own. But no, after getting away with threatening to brutally kill a woman with his bare hands and chewing on her corpse [citation [...]

For some reason, Charlie “The Bitch Slapper” Sheen has been keeping a fake ID in his wallet. He claims was made for him “on the set” of one of his projects, but we know why! That way, when he gets arrested for punching his girlfriends in the face, he can give a fake identity and [...]

At Lollapalooza this weekend, Lady Gaga showed the other stuck up bitches what being a rock/horrible technopop star is all about… diving into the crowd, vag-first, wearing only pasties and fishnets. Atta girl, Gaga! In either a desperate attempt to make her “monsters” love her more, or to prove once and for all that she [...]

Whether you’re a guy or a girl, at some point in time you wanted to bang Hilary Swank. It could have been on one of her manly days, where she looks like a sensitive Indie turd, or on one of these… where it looks like she is a whore ready to be unleashed on the [...]

Apparently people still get talent-boners over Marlon Brando…  because a bunch of people are fighting over the remains of the legendary Hollywood actor. The ashes that are allegedly being held hostage by a woman who used to date Marlon’s son. … Huh? The ashes are currently in the possession of a woman named Donna Lopez [...]