You have no idea how disappointed we are that we had to be completely literal with that statement. … … The day that Katy Perry lezzes it out for us to see, is the day we die of happiness. (Otherwise known as cardiac arrest.) These screenshots are from her recent Rolling Stone photoshoot, where she [...]

There are two things that people need to know about the Price is Right – it is no place for Drew Carey or pregnant women. One model claims she was fired from the show because she was pregnant. And who is she pointing her finger at? The one and only Bob Barker. Shane Stirling, the [...]

Oksana Grigorieva and her attorneys are twiddling their thumbs – instead of scheduling Mel Gibson’s deposition, they are waiting. They are waiting on him to get back from a fishing trip. Sources say that Mel has been out of the country all week fishing with 2 of his sons. Oksana’s laywers tried to schedule Gibson’s [...]

Montana Fishburne, whoreslut daughter of Matrix star Laurence Fishburne, has made a porno. But she isn’t doing it to break into the mainstream media – oh no. She’s doing it because she wants to be on camera taking a dick in the butt, pussy, ear, nose and throat. “Being in an adult film is not [...]

Someone might want to politely tell Britney Spears that what she is wearing is actually a shirt, and that it might be appropriate to wear some underwear as well. Because – on her way to guzzle down another milkshake, the breeze had some fun with her dress and revealed her crazy, yet still entirely bangable, [...]

God, spousal abuse has never looked so hot. As long as it’s Megan Fox sporting the shiner and not someone boring like Oksana Grigorieva, then we completely approve. It’s nice to see submissive girls crying over being 5 pounds too fat LAWL. But, in all seriousness, this new Eminem/Rihanna adventure was only interesting because Megan [...]

Shame and heartache, Paris Hilton got hurt. She really should convince her friends to shave their pee-pees before she gives them a quick handjob. Short, stubbly hairs can hurt. It happens. That’s what you either stick to rubbing porn star peens or licking some good ole girl crotch. The Barbie band aid is the only [...]

Amy Winehouse, unfortunately for us, suffers from a near fatal wardrobe malfunction while loosing her footing as she and boyfriend Reg Traviss arrive for a party at Shaka Zulu in Camden. And when we say near fatal, we mean to our eyeballs. Tits are tits, but when they’re covered in diseases and crusting saliva, it [...]