With all of this court and jail and rehab hullabaloo, we forgot something. We forgot something ridiculously important to us and our penises. Lindsay Lohan is a hot slut who deserves to be slobbered over like the singular dog treat inside of a kennel. In 6126 Lookbook Fall 2010 (whatever that is) has pictures of [...]

Bar Refaeli is seen here modeling the Agua Bendita swimwear line on an all-too-rape-able body that (unfortunately) gets nightly banged by Leonardo “I’m so smart I’m in ‘Inception’” DiCaprio. For having one of the world’s worst names and the worst boyfriend/husband/whatever, she still is high on our wanking list. So Bar, when you read this, [...]

Kelly Brook, an extremely hot model who would most certainly be drool-worthy even without any editing, has recently spoken out against airbrushing. You know. The thing they do to every one of her pictures. But no! She isn’t having it: Brook was speaking at the launch of her new poster campaign in London. She said: [...]

In an effort to prove just how unattractive she is compared to her kiss-blowing sister, Angel McCord displayed her manly pecs at an event in West Hollywood. Angel really needs to learn how to blow at – and make love to – the camera… not threaten it within an inch of its life. Right now, [...]

Edita Vilkeviciute, Lithuanian model extraordinaire, is trying to tempt us with her sexy foreign body… quite like some funny uncles do when you see their penises for the first time. But unlike with your drunk Uncle Randy, Edita is going to succeed. Lithuania might be a scary country full of criminals, but that doesn’t stop [...]

Taylor Momsen, the extra slutty slut who usually is good at singing in very naughty outfits, made a promotional appearance for Material Girl, a clothing line by Madonna and her daughter Lourdes. The clothes she was promoting scream “Look at me, I’m a douchebag without a personality!” but… at least she was showing some skin. [...]

After Snooki was arrested for bonging beers and probably convincing toddlers to do the same on a Jersey boardwalk, she was back at the beach with her Jersey Shore friends… slopping pizza all over her face, refusing to wash herself. But no matter how disgusting these people get, America still cares. Only God knows why. [...]

Yes, we know. Katy Perry is a delicious slut who doesn’t make us think of Jesus any sooner than The Jersey Shore does… (IE- it doesn’t.) But according to CNN, Katy Perry was a God girl. Like. Really. Katy Perry sang about kissing girls, and now she’s talking tongues: In the new issue of Rolling [...]