Shh… be quiet kids… here is Alessandra Ambrosio in her natural, whorish, bent over state. Notice the way that the sand sticks uncomfortably to her ass? Notice the way our boner is uncomfortably in our pants? Yeah, we did, too. She is spending some quality time with her daughter and fiance in Hawaii, but she [...]

A very angry, and a very cut up, Mischa Barton took a stroll the other night to get some guacamole. Which is apparently important enough for a (has been) star to go out in the middle of the night to fetch. Granted, it is a very stoned celebrity who hasn’t seen real fame in years, [...]

After being in jail and settling this legal issue… Charlie Sheen said, on his way out of court, “I’m going to Disneyland.” Okay, well. That’s not quite true. But relative to what he went through, it may feel like it. Yale Galanter, Sheen’s lawyer, got Charlie a plea deal in his assault case that will [...]

On the set in Scotland, Anne Hathaway is putting put a certain vibe. It might the round owl glasses, or the Doc Martin boots… but we’re pretty certain the message she is trying to extend to the nation is that “I’m not going to sleep with you. … Any of you.” And we believe her. [...]

Either Britney Spears has been listening to her wild nipples, or she is still somehow stuck in 2001… because she obviously thinks she is sexy. And we can attest that – no, no Britney, you are not. We don’t care how many pokies you have or how much you hate proper underwear… you will never [...]

Is your career as a trashy, fake-punk celebrity over? Don’t fret! Just do as Avril does, and show your tiny midget nips! Every slut has a pair of little pink nipples, so if you need to get some last-minute attention, don’t be afraid to use them. Unless you’re fat. .. or a guy. Avril was [...]

You would think that American Idol would be too lame for legend Steven Tyler… but if you thought that you’re an idiot, just like we were. Because NEVER question a celebrity’s desperate need for attention. Steven laid to rest the question of whether he’s going to be a judge on the next season of American [...]

Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail, but she isn’t running free (yet). The actress was discharged at 1:35 a.m. Monday under the cover of darkness, after serving a mere 14 days of a 90-day sentence for violating her probation in a 2007 drug case. But even though she is out of jail, she still [...]