Sure, we wouldn’t say no to slamming Britney Spears, but that’s not what is questioned here. The question is really, “Is Britney Spears truly hot?” She may have a bikini worthy body, but her crazy eyes and wonky nipples are making us a little hesitant. So what do you think? Is it worth venturing into [...]

Good God. Dancing With the Stars must be running out of “stars” to use. Bristol Palin is moving on from her recent breakup from Levi Johnston by joining a lame ass reality show. Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter has officially been cast on season 11 of ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ according to E! News. Although she [...]

Aside from being seen in the DMV and driving around Los Angeles in a Maserati, Lindsay Lohan has also been seen… looking rather orange. We like tanned chicks because they look more whorish and a little less fat, but in no universe is getting Oompa-Loompa orange hot. Someone should probably tell LiLo that. It’s nice [...]

Move over Jordana Brewster, because we want to ram your mom. Jordana and her mother, the former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Maria Joao, were walking together on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood, CA. If you’re into hot MILFs, look no further. And it’s okay if you felt extremely turned on by the prospect of screwing [...]

Oh God. Chyna makes us throw up in our mouths on her own. Now she is sporting a seriously nasty bug bite? Well. There goes our appetite for a week. Former WWE star Chyna was recently bitten by a poisonous spider. It caused so much swelling that her personal physician advised that she should go [...]

Even though Heidi Montag says there’s no sex tape featuring her and Spencer Pratt, she still wants to have a sit-down with the President of the biggest porn company in the world. We think that this is an indication of the existence of said sex tape. You whore. An email Heidi sent to Vivid Entertainment [...]

The L.A. County District Attorney’s Office just got the Mel Gibson domestic violence case for review. Which, honestly, we don’t know what that means. But it sure does sound official. The Sheriff’s Department turned over the investigative file to the D.A., although prosecutors have been working closely with Sheriff’s investigators. The D.A. has not received [...]

For some reason not known to us, Sophie Monk is adored by most men. Sure, we can agree that her ass is bangable – but the Muppet-esque lips on her face are really making us uncomfortable. Like, to the point of thinking that maybe she isn’t entirely human. Or maybe not entirely female. So – [...]