No matter how hot the world tells us Olivia Wilde is… we can’t get past one glaring problem: her breasts. Sure, she is famous, skinny, and is a bisexual doctor on House M.D. – but sometimes you need more than than. A girl needs some tits in her life. While frolicking in the cold, Los [...]

Oh no! Karissa, run! Did you realize that your boyfriend Sam Jones III is… black? (We know, we were surprised, too. A person named Sam Jones should be living in the suburbs, wearing tweed suits, and taking his Chocolate Lab for walks every day at 5pm) But it seems that she doesn’t mind the thugginess, [...]

Oh these dirty sluts and their Sex Tape Road to Fame. Montana Fishburne is now trying to follow Kim Kardashian’s path to fame: making an extreme sex tape and then letting Playboy take nude photots of her. Montana recently did a nude “test” photo shoot for Playboy Magazine. Montana went full-frontal photos were taken before [...]

When an outrageous chick like Lucy Pinder poses for a magazine… it makes us desperately wish that we enjoyed reading… so we could lie to girls and say that we read magazines like Nuts and Playboy for the articles. As it stands, that’s freaking ridiculous. Somehow, these “It’s Lucy” photos of Lucy Pinder are somehow [...]

Wow. What a tough month (?) it has been for Lindsay Lohan. Apparently, today Lindsay has been released from the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital … only 23 days after she first arrived. The doctors at UCLA were very clear with Judge Elden Fox. Basically, they felt Lindsay should be released from the facility immediately. Unlike Judge [...]

The former UFC fighter who tore the shit out of a normal citizen, War Machine, was just sentenced to a year in jail for his felony assault. Not to mention that when he is out, he is banned from bars and nightclubs. Mr. Machine had pled guilty to two charges of assault by means of [...]

Ali Larter is getting so damn fat. We don’t care if she has a little tiny fetus inside of her – that bitch needs to keep her weight down. If she can’t see her toes, she is a pig. With that being said, she looked pretty freakin’ cute as made her way out of a [...]

No matter how tight of a dress Katy Hudson Perry wiggles into, we can’t forget that she was once a Christian singer and that her parents are fundamentalist Christians who believe they speak in tongues (they don’t). But that doesn’t mean we can’t have dirty, dirty fantasies that involve her voluptuous  cleavage, honey, and a [...]