If there is anything we’ve learned from listening to the little, murderous voices in our heads – it’s that when you attempt to kill Paris Hilton, you need to corner her in a nightclub when she is drunk and doesn’t have security cameras surrounding her. Cops arrived at Paris Hilton’s L.A. area home this morning [...]

Just because September is right around the corner and it feels like summer is ending, doesn’t mean that that fun has to end… as Rachel Bilson proves with her multiple bikini slips. Like celebrity nether regions poking out of tight little bikinis? Yeah, us too! And it’s not complete without a tight, wet cameltoe! Although [...]

The judge in the Lindsay Lohan case will issue an order tomorrow. The order could quite possibly be that she is free to go. Judge Elden Fox will issue an order tomorrow in Lindsay’s case. Since the doctors at UCLA have recommended that Lindsay get out long before the 90 days imposed by the prior [...]

Taylor Lautner claims he’s suffering from “emotional distress” and “annoyance” – not from being in the tween hit of the century that will forever mar his acting record, but because his RV trailer wasn’t delivered on time. The horror. The pain. In a new lawsuit, Lautner claims he made a deal with McMahon’s RV to [...]

Age will never stop THE Betty White. She just won an Emmy Award for best guest actress in a comedy series for her turn as “Saturday Night Live” host. The honor came Saturday – which was the Creative Arts Emmy Awards -  which is the precursor to the main August 29 Emmy show. The trophy [...]

Over the weekend in Miami, Shauna Sands and her exquisite pair of breasticles were playing at a waterpark. To the masses’ surprise, she actually looked happy. Aside from her boobies, her trademark is looking sullen, even with her swollen, pouty lips. It shows that children bring a smile even to the heart of the most [...]

Hilary Duff and her ugly ass husband were spotted at the Creative Emmy Awards the other night… and she was sporting some spectacular bruising on her knees. We’re quite curious what could rough Hilary up so much. Cooking? Cleaning? Lots and lots of praying? Or, our favorite option: hours of speaking to the judge. Because, [...]

If Katie Price was actually attempting to sell something here, it went by unnoticed by us until we saw the name of the images. There are thing glaring things that our eyes simply cannot get past: Boob #1, Boob#1 and the tiara of iPods she is wearing on her head. Judging by the enormous pictures [...]