According to Alexander Skarsgard… when Alexander Skarsgard is naked – he is truly, completely naked. The scenes were Dream Eric is pressing his manhood up against Sookie? Well, that’s Alexander’s dick pressing into Anna Paquin’s uncovered nether regions. Now that is ballsy. According to The Rolling Stone, Alexander Skarsgard goes sockless. “I don’t want a [...]

If you thought that a movie about ballerinas couldn’t be awesome, then you are dead-freakin-wrong. The above photo is a screencap of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis’ amazing new movie called Black Swan. Said movie is all about ballerinas, but even more about some crazy, hardcore lesbian sex: Screw the movie critics, I don’t care [...]

Oh. My. God. It’s about time that HBO finally included something racy or interesting in their programming. We were getting sick of all of the dull shows, what with their sex and nudity that was WITHOUT vampires. And we all know that vampires = sexy. Just look at Robert Pattinson. Before Twilight, he was nothing [...]

Tila Tequila didn’t seem so upset before all of the urine and feces started being flung at her face. She performed onstage at the Insane Clown Posse event where all of The Juggalos gathered… but that’s probably the last thing she should have done. The crazy assholes who attend the ICP concerts and are okay [...]

The now-gold-toothed Ke$ha was seen outside of a beauty salon where they obviously failed miserably, since was wearing an absurd, over-sized tiger mask. We’re not quite sure where she stands on the global hotness scale, but it’s got to be somewhere between John Goodman and Rosie O’Donnell. At least she quickly decided to cover up [...]

Dr. Frank Ryan, the sole man responsible for the plastic surgery that resulted in a more Barbie-like Heidi Montag, was killed in a car crash. Dr. Ryan’s Jeep went over the side of Pacific Coast Highway yesterday at around 4:30 PM. The Jeep landed on rocks and lifeguards initially tried to help Ryan, to no [...]

Although we may not notice Christina Ricci much…and completely ignored her last big pathetic excuse of a movie… we cannot look past this. Why? Because of her huge-ass nipple pokies staring us in the face. During her time being busy not working, she was seen at a shop in Los Feliz. This happy time was [...]

So apparently, Ke$ha is more like a pirate-hooker than we realized. Sometime in the past week, she got some … elective dental work. We say that she elected to do this because no one is ever going to willingly choose to look like a white, cheap-ass Ludacris. (Or some other black rapper who might have [...]