Although Denise Richards might not be the first celebrity that comes to mind when you think “OOH! CELEB TITS!” but do not diss them, friends. On her reality show, It’s Complicated, she rolled over on the beach and displayed her lovely jugs for the world to see. Are they Katy Perry quality tits? Maybe not. [...]

Odette Yustman first came onto our tit radar when we realized while watching Cloverfield that we would totally bang her ass over an abandoned car, even if it was during a semi-apocalypse involving a very large, and very scary Slusho monster from the deep (and not landing from outer space right before the credits… like [...]

The Oscar-winning Michael Douglas, at age 65, is fighting throat cancer. He is planning to undergo chemotherapy, People magazine reported Monday. He is set to receive eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy treatment, according to his spokesperson. His doctors are very positive and expect Douglas to make a full recovery. “I am very optimistic,” Douglas [...]

How would it feel missing the greatest opportunity of your life, all because some jackass wanted to make a couple bucks? Pretty f*cking bad, we assume. But a British folk singer might be able to be a little more accurate: This singer, named Steve Tilston, expressed his fears that success and wealth could ruin his [...]

Because of our grab bag of clinical psychological coping disorders, it just feels so good to laugh at douchebags who are really awful, and who have really bad luck. This month’s asshole? Mel Gibson of course. Mel Gibson got into a car accident yesterday, according to law enforcement sources, where he allegedly struck a rocky [...]

Even the former America’s Next Top Model champ Adrianne Curry shouldn’t be surprised when she gets molested (since she is half-naked all of the time)… but oh, how she was! Adrianne called police in Orlando this weekend, claiming an allegedly drunk man reached up her skirt and “molested” her outside of a Star Wars convention. [...]

No wonder Lindsay has been showing so much good will to her crazy fellow rehab-ers… she is apparently getting out early (which we all knew would happen). Lindsay Lohan will be scampering her fire crotch from the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital as early as this week, according to sources familiar with the situation. Lindsay’s doctors have [...]

Far be it from us to know if she actually deserved it… but Tila Tequila landed in Los Angeles last night with her face covered in minor lacerations and immediately made a trip to the hospital to get her face stitched. Stitched because they wouldn’t stop bleeding (as we barely can hold in our cheerful [...]