Archive for September, 2010

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Porn Star Devon James Says She has a Sex Tape With Tiger Woods

I guess it was only a matter of time before a sex tape emerged in the Tiger Woods mistress bonanza. The first up to bat? None other than porn star extraordinaire Devon James, who Radar Online claims is attempting to sell the video for $350k. Apparently, her last double penetration flick didn’t do as well [...]

Madonna’s New Dolce & Gabbana Ads Before Photoshop

Some before and after photos from Madonna’s Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign show some more than moderate amounts of retouching. Whoever did the photoshopping probably got paid time and a half for her forearms alone. It certainly looks as if the photographs taken were retouched extensively; in the ad, her nose is slimmer, her jaw [...]

Heidi Klum Naked In Seal’s New Music Video

Seal has a new music video for his song ‘Secret’, and being the nice dude that he is he got his German hotty wife Heidi Klum to strip down for us in the video. Thanks Seal! The video features them both, shot in black and white (HA, I see what they did there), with lots [...]

Emma Watson & Her Little Boy Haircut at Brown University

Sam Ronson Emma Watson is back in Rhode Island to begin her second year at Brown University and it appears she has successfully eradicated nearly all evidence of her femininity. I used to have fantasies of drilling Hermione for oil, but now I’m fully expecting Chris Hansen to offer me a seat for just looking [...]

Alec Baldwin Wants Blake Lively to Strip, Men Everywhere Agree

Alec Baldwin is urging “Gossip Girl””star Blake Lively to strip for PETA. The vegetarian actor, who is a big supporter of the animal rights group, thinks Lively would make a great addition to the organization’s celebrity ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ poster girls. He said, “These younger girls, whether they get naked or [...]

Playboy Chicks Zombify Themselves

Just because a chick is an undead monster risen from the grave with maggots crawling around in the gashes of her face, that doesn’t mean I still don’t want to go completely necrophilic on her sweet silicone ass. As proven by a bunch of Playboy Playmates who decided to give themselves a bit of a [...]

Tom Cruise Terrorizes Japanese Children

Tom Cruise was in Tokyo, Japan earlier today to eat the souls of unfortunate heathen children and collect their thetans for his army of intergalactic space aliens. That and to attend the Japanese premiere of his new movie “Knight and Day” alongside Cameron Diaz. Normally I’m not a fan of screaming little kids in sugar [...]

Taylor Swift is a Walking Mannequin

I was unaware that science had made such amazing breakthroughs in sex robot technology, but clearly these pictures of Taylor Swift leaving a restaurant in Milan yesterday show otherwise. If her face was just a little more animated you would swear she’s human. Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, but Kim Cattrall was one [...]