We don’t care much about Sophie Turner… except for when she wears see-through dresses and sticks out her ass like a whore assuming the position. Then we like to take the time to stare at her pictures for an uncomfortable 3 hours while we lock ourselves in a bedroom. And according to Wikipedia, she is [...]

Lindsay Lohan has been accused of a hitting a woman pushing a baby in a stroller with her car. Which sounds pretty serious. Brayan Jaime says that he was at Lindsay’s West Hollywood apartment yesterday, working his very first day on the job as a freelance paparazzo, when he saw it happen. Jaime spotted Lindsay [...]

The Grammy winning rapper T.I. and his wife were arrested for drugs possession overnight in Los Angeles, police said Thursday. It was no surprise, the police said, because he was a black rapper in L.A. [citation needed]. The couple were passengers in a car stopped by police on Sunset Boulevard. The officers smelled marijuana and [...]

Oh Jesus. Can Kim Kardashian choose to hang out with anyone at least okay? Mediocre? NOT an ass douche-nozzle? The gay(???) douche-bag from The Spin Crowd was seen out with Kim Kardashian’s cleavage, although we can’t imagine why. At this point we just think Kim Kardashian is just taunting us. She breaks up with that [...]

Mmmmm. Dates of the year. There is nothing better than looking at the calendar and instead of feeling crushing depression and a loss of the will to live… you feel hard. That’s why we love Cheryl Tweedy’s amazing new calendar photoshoot. The year has never looked so attractive and never so jerk worthy. Except for [...]

More people need to be Olivia Munn. Too many people in the world are stupid women who don’t like gaming, violent sex and being naked in publications. For example: the stupid girls in church youth group. They spend way too much time being clothed and stupid and NOT enough time being naked, slutty, and Olivia [...]

So Karissa Shannon was at the OK! Magazine party and I think sh…. OH HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE HER WET PANTIES. We love a good short dress. A short dress and a nice pair of cute panties. On a slut. Because you won’t see any 2nd grade teacher flashing her cooter to the cameras. You [...]

A 24 year old extra was “seriously injured” on the Indiana set of “Transformers 3″ yesterday after a car stunt went terribly wrong… and her head was in the way. The accident happened during a driving scene when an object went through the windshield of a car, hitting the driver. “The vehicle was being towed [...]