It’s only a matter of time before LiLo is tonguing some bull-dike’s hairy balloon-knotted asshole in the pen. What a horrible scenario for such a misunderstood soul. Poor thing… 29 days, 22 hours, and counting… And just for fun, her mug shots to date: Locky

The drama continues for Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva. New documents, which were signed in May, reveal Oksana got millions from Mel in exchange for promising to destroy “evidence,” including all those tapes she leaked. Being the gold-digger she is she gladly took the money and then backed out on her word by releasing the [...]

Seen here arriving in court this morning, the Lindsay Lohan probation hearing just took a turn for the awesome. TMZ reports Judge Fox immediately denied her bail without hearing arguments and she’s now in custody,  possibly until October 22. Reports say she cannot get out of jail, she will be in prison until her court [...]

No, I’ll never do a nude scene. I can act sexy and wear sexy clothes but I can’t go naked. I come from a very Catholic family so it wasn’t seen as a good thing to flaunt yourself like that. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off. – Jessica [...]

Former Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her boyfriend, ‘Smallville’ actor Sam Jones, have finally agreed to release their sex tape, and all it took to change their mind was cold, hard cash, the 6 figures kind. They both agreed to a deal with Vivid Entertainment for an offer that hit the “six-figure range”. Steven Hirsch, [...]

Miley took time out of her busy day to spend 10 minutes in the safety of her mom’s shoe closet letting her fans know that she’s an adult. She’s not getting married, she doesn’t live with her boytoy Liam, she doesn’t want a boob job (BOO!), and she “just can’t win.” Her life is just [...]

Just when you thought you knew way too much random shit about former ‘Real Housewife’ Danielle Staub  (I mean, it really doesn’t get much more informative than a graphic sex tape, does it?) along comes testimony that Pablo Escobar’s Medellin drug cartel put a hit on her back in the 1980s. You read that right, [...]

David Hasselhoff was feeling hassled, no wait, hasselhoffed (HAHA holy shit I’m hilarious) after becoming the first celebrity voted off ‘Dancing With the Stars’ on Tuesday. Friends and insiders close to the ‘Baywatch’ star say David was shocked and humiliated by the surprising results. “David thought he had a bigger fan base and just can’t [...]