Coco was seen strutting her planet sized humps and lumps in Miami today as she went to the beach in a bikini that I’m sure had a heart attack when it saw the mountains it was supposed to cover. Gotta say though, Coco is losing that spark she used to have, and by that I [...]

Kim Kardashian was very much in a boner giving mood today as she shared a still from her new commercial for California tourism on her blog. I just shot a commercial for California! The Jonas Brothers, Betty White and Jason Mraz are also in it! I can’t wait to see how it turns out! Where [...]

Damn it, I was just getting over the alcohol poisoning I got this weekend from drinking too much home brewed moonshine, and then Courtney Love comes along with this picture of herself wearing nothing but dingy underwear causing me to spew all over my monitor again. If she came out on stage at a strip [...]

Katy Perry found herself traveling abroad over the weekend, appearing on Germany’s Wetten Dass…? to show those Deutschlanders how to do it up right. She pretty much didn’t do shit the whole time except sit on a couch looking good and oh so clueless. But in a way I feel cheated, I was so sure [...]

Here is an awesome little list that Snooki wrote and was screen-captured from this week’s Jersey Shore. According to it Snooki hates people, meaning you, your little sister, your Filipino sex slave you keep locked up in a tiny room behind your basement wall… you know, people. And if that wasn’t enough she hates cookies [...]

“Please, Jesus, make this boner go away” Hide your children, hide your wife, hide your neighbor’s daughters, and hide your husband, cause he’s raping errbody up in here. You’d have thought that Tiger Woods would be on his best behaviour at the Ryder Cup this week, especially after the headlines he made this year. But [...]

In this video, Cebu Pacific flight attendants show passengers how to use the life jackets and oxygen masks while rocking out to some Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. Remember, in the unlikely event of an emergency you should… uh, just dance? I actually think it’s a good idea. I would have looked up from my [...]

Lindsay Lohan really is in rehab apparently, down in Rancho Mirage, California, at the renowned Betty Ford Center, and here are the very first pictures to prove it along with her complete daily schedule. * 7 am wake up call * 7:30 am breakfast (this consists of an omelet cooked to her liking or her [...]