Archive for October, 2010

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Adriana Lima Has a 2 Million Dollar Chest

If there was ever the right time to knock Adriana Lima around the head with a croquet mallet (not to kill her you freak, just knock her out a little) and throw her into the back of your window-less van, then now would be that time. For she is wearing a bra that is comprised [...]

Brandy Needs to Get Laid

Brandy recently admitted that she’s been celibate for years, to explain the spider webs that have collected in her (not so much) love canal she did an interview with Life & Style magazine. The magazine’s press release follows: R&B star Brandy Norwood opens up to Life & Style about her shocking admittance on the Oct. [...]

The Chicks of “Glee” Strip Down for GQ

The cast of Glee appears in the November issue of GQ, and even though you’ve probably never seen the show, that shouldn’t stop you from masturbating furiously to pictures of these girls. Well anyway Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, and Cory Monteith of Glee decided it was time to fulfill all your school yard fantasies, well [...]

Jennifer Lopez Has Some Major Thigh Saggage

Jennifer Lopez had a concert last night in San Juan, Puerto Rico with her buddy Marc Anthony. At first she looked all kinds of awesome, but then she did the horrible mistake of turning around and wobbling up some stairs, revealing some epic thigh cellulite that burned the corneas of 17,000 screaming 16 year old [...]

Taylor Swift Makes a Whiny Song About John Mayer

Taylor Swift’s latest album is going to be a whiny open book about her love life. First she penned a song  about ‘Twilight’ werewolf Taylor Lautner. Now, she’s reportedly taking aim at John Mayer, which confirms rumors that the two were banging last year when she was 19 and he was 33. I’m not a [...]

BREAKING NEWS!!!: Lady Gaga Gains a Bit of Weight

This just in from the land of not so important news, Lady Gaga looks like she might not be starving anymore (She was hospitalized several times in 2009 for starving herself). These belly gaining pictures were taken at the Lady Gaga Monster Ball World Tour, as she trotted around the stage in some weird leather [...]

The Tiger Woods & Devon James Sex Tape is a Fake

To the surprise of absolutely no one, that whole Tiger Woods sex tape with porn star Devon James that we were all promised has proven to be an elaborate fake. Taneal Goyco, a relatively unknown cruiser weight boxer, was apparently employed as a Tiger Woods stand-in for the shoot, so that Devon James could make [...]

M.I.A. Wears a Burqa and Flips Off the World

Singer/rapper/attention whore MIA wore a traditional veil and robe to that holiest of all Islamic sites, the Spike Scream Awards. Following that figurative flipping of the bird, she then provided a literal flipping of the bird. And we know it’s technically not a burqa, but a niqab veil with robe. So, please, no Islamic fashion [...]