A TSA agent must have groped Khloe’s testicles because on Monday she was on ‘Lopez Tonight,’ where she told Lopez about a recent uncomfortable encounter she had at the airport. “Well, they basically just are raping you in public. I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get [...]

Looks like Kim Kardashian has been usurped (ED: only Coco’s ass remains to be usurped). Everyone from Rihanna to Regis is grabbing it, anointing Nicki Minaj’s ass the new go-to punchline for celebrity booty jokes. Just begs the question if it’s real? Never in my life have I seen an ass that size or shape [...]

Here is Kelly Brook at tonight’s British Fashion Awards Zolo where she stole the show with her hotness. Seriously the English Bobbies charged her with reckless endangerment due to hotness. Nah I kid, she wasn’t really. But she should have been because she is hot. Hotness leaks out of each and every one of her [...]

At the begging of this month, Twitter attention whores such as Kim Kardashian, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest and a few others utterly misjudged their popularity and “died” on Twitter and Facebook, vowing not to post their random thoughts until they raised 1 million dollars for the Keep a Child Alive AIDS campaign. Well [...]

Like cockroaches in a Poughkeepsie tenement, the Jersey Shore kids refuse to go away. Now Jwoww is crying over (and suing) her ex-boyfriend and former business manager Thomas Lippolis having some “derogatory” photos in his possession of her, photos that apparently “leave very little to the imagination”. Since her lawyer decided to use the words [...]

Somewhere, Samantha Ronson just got a boner. And coke. Lots and lots of coke… Because Emma Stone has gone blond and now reminds us of a sober Lindsay Lohan, and the last thing an actress should do if they want to be taken seriously is emulate her. “Easy A” star Emma Stone is getting ready [...]

Jasmine Waltz is that chick who got some exposure last month for having been letting David Arquette bang her because Courteney Cox wasn’t giving him any and wanted a divorce. Well yesterday she was “spotted” on a California beach in a tiger print bikini showing off her little ass. Speaking of which, do people in [...]

Brooke Hogan and her mom, Linda Hogan were hitting up Miami in matching bikini-top-and-sweatpants yesterday, scaring the shit out of the locals with their man bodies. I thought Miami Beach was supposed to be all about youth & glamor & the jet set scene. Well apparently not judging by these two hags, who by the [...]