Archive for December, 2010

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Rumors are That Kim Kardashian is Pregnant, and That Kanye West is the Baby Daddy

A semi ridiculous rumor has been floating around online today that Kim Kardashian is pregnant and Kanye West is the father. Media Take Out were first to report the rumor: (We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!! “Kim has been seeing Kanye off [...]

Katy Perry Salutes the Troops Dressed Up Like Jessica Rabbit

Every time we post a Katy Perry picture, a kitten dies, but it’s so worth it, thus we decided to doom 24 kittens by posting these pictures of Katy Perry performing over the weekend at the USO’s “VH1 Divas Salute The Troops”, donning a red dress just like Jessica Rabbit’s. While Jessica Rabbit has stood [...]

Amber Heard is a Lesbian, a Smoking Hot Lesbian

Uber hottie Amber Heard who you’ll know from appearing for a whole 5 minutes in films like Zombieland and Pineapple Express and who will soon appear as Jonny Depp’s love interest in ‘The Rum Diaries,’ just came out of the closet with her girlfriend, photographer Tasya van Ree, whom she has been carpet munching with [...]

Chelsea Handler Clearly Hates Angelina Jolie, Called her a F**king C**t, F**king B**ch

Jennifer Aniston’s new best bud, Chelsea Handler, went off on Angelina Jolie (and some random girl in the audience) during a stand-up performance in New Jersey over the weekend, calling Jolie a f**king homewrecker among other awesome foul mouthed things. Why this leather-faced, sucked-to-get-where-she-is, unoriginal, unfunny praying mantis gets any attention is a mystery to [...]

Justin Bieber, Now With a Drawn On Mustache

Sick of the pre-pubescent peach fuzz facial hair, 16 year old Justin Bieber decided to give himself a mustache last night, with the help of some black ink he found while digging around in his mom’s purse while out eating at La Porte Indes in London. Now if I were a teenage boy with less [...]

Olivia Wilde Flaunts Her Stuff For Flaunt Magazine

Olivia Wilde is going around everywhere these days promoting ‘Tron: Legacy’ which includes posing for another provocative photo shoot, this time for Flaunt Magazine. Right let’s get one thing straight, Olivia is one of the best looking women in Hollywood right now. But what the hell is this shit? Does anyone really like women looking [...]

The Kardashian Sisters Have Shiny Mayonnaise Covered Vaginas

Note to self: Pass on the potato salad when at the Kardashian­s. The Kardashians appeared on Conan last night to discuss their love lives, some new boring book of theirs and a very curious grooming tip: shining the vagina with mayonnaise. Inspired by a discussion of their Twitter accounts, Kourtney relayed their unique tip to [...]

Ashton Kutcher is Pissed Over Brittney Jones Sex Tape (His Alleged Mistress)

Ashton Kutcher is furious over the release of a new sex tape featuring his self-alleged mistress Brittney Jones, claiming the company behind the flick is illegally using his name to push the porn. Ashton’s lawyer’s have fired off a letter to Vivid Entertainment claiming they’re specifically pissed over a press release for the video, which [...]