As we reported early this month Beyonce got Jay-Z a $2,000,000 ride for his birthday, a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport. Well not to be outdone Jay-Z got the “independent woman”  $350,000 worth of Birkin bags, you know, to carry around all of that diamond encrusted stuff she probably has. You might think that price tag [...]

HOLY SHIT! We here at The Daily Fix are officially psychic, because we posted some random pictures of Playboy girl Crystal Harris last week and mentioned that she was currently Hugh’s only girlfriend as well as a fan of old wrinkly cocks. Well now as it turns out the old bastard has gotten engaged to [...]

Boo! Natalie Portman will never be mine or your girlfriend, because she got her self knocked up (Maybe with twins? Maybe a boy and a girl? Here come Luke and Leia…) and engaged to ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied, who she met while shooting Black Swan. Wait what… since when can humans procreate with millipedes­? Naa [...]

Marine biologists will be reporting a new, hybrid species of crab on Wailea Beach very soon. Because the Hilton sisters have invaded Hawaii with their ugliness (along with Paris’s douchebag ape of a boyfriend, Cy Waits, who incidentally has bigger tits than both the Hilton sisters put together). Well, I maybe wouldn’t say Paris and [...]

Nothing says Christmas like Katy Perry and her tits dressed up as Mrs. Santa while doing the “I just sharted” face. So consider these pictures our gift to you on this finest of all Holidays. We know it isn’t much, but the truth is we begged Santa to bring us some well focused and nasty [...]

Jersey Shore’s DJ Paulie D (that Joe Pesci look alike, just with a face lift and hair plugs) beat out Snooki, JWOWW, and the rest of douche crew and has signed a deal for his own spin-off TV show from jersey Shore. It will most likely focus on his DJ career and definitely on his [...]

Here are some new leaked pictures of Miley Cyrus that the good internet people have been labeling as “racy”, although they really aren’t that racy. Slutty yes, racy, not so much. The photos are of Miley doing various slutty stuff including a shot of her assistant pretending to lick Miley’s perky little boobies as well [...]

I ask you all this… What would you have put next to Ke$ha to make her appear relatively more classy? How about one of her female backup vocalists taking a piss right behind her while she “sings” a Christmas song. Would that be enough to distract you from the mountain of trash that is Ke$ha. [...]