Jessica Alba stepped out to the premiere of “Little Fockers” in N.Y.C. on Wednesday night in this white dress, and we might as well get it over and done with and throw the joke right out there that everyone is waiting for… so here goes… I’d Fock the shit out of Jessica Alba. There. Done. [...]

I see Demi Lovato is already doing her college study abroad in the thicket of the *bush* in the Amazonian jungle. And by that I mean she is exploring her lesbian side. Or so it would seem judging from these “leaked” pictures that magically found their way onto the internet. Until we see a guy [...]

For those of you foolish enough to read the words down here, this is Colombian model and actress Sara Corrales getting her titties out for the December issue of SoHo Colombia. Can’t say that I’ve ever heard of her before (probably because I’m not the biggest fan of Colombian soaps) but she’s amazing, and these [...]

These are outtakes from a photo shoot that Emma Watson just did for Women’s Wear Daily. We seriously love Emma Watson as much as the next group of adult male bloggers… But what the hell is going on with what ever you’d call that thing that Emma is wearing? The see-through element is more than [...]

My penis tells me that we are going to Jamaica, because Scarlett Johansson is there, in a bikini, and as you have all heard Scarlett is no longer doing Canada’s History* with her soon to be ex-husband Ryan Reynolds. She went down to the island nation of fat blunts to soak up the sun with [...]

Didn’t get to the movies much this year? Don’t worry about it pal. Just take a few minutes and watch this very well-done cut of 270 movies that came out in 2010, all crammed into a neat 6 minute package. What freaks me out is that I’ve seen about 80% of them  and only 1% [...]

Sweet, an actress who hasn’t been relevant in 10 years is on the cover of a magazine that hasn’t been relevant in 20 years. This just further illustrates the downward spiral of Playboy Magazine. Recycling old used up models is about what I expect from them these days. Oh, and then there’s this quote from [...]

Happy Halloween Christmas from the Kardashians! This right here, as hilarious as it is, is the REAL war on Christmas. It’s the Kardashians very own “Khristmas kard”, featuring the whole crew in their holiday finest. Because nothing screams Christmas like a cold, dark, emotionles­s photo. Khloe writes on her blog: Christmas cards have always been [...]