Now that the Jersey Shore hamster Snooki is a published author, she wants to be called by her real name from now on, which apparently isn’t Cum Bucket but Nicole… Which is news to me since I didn’t even realise Snooki was a nickname, I thought it was the name of her species. I swear [...]

YAY! It’s what you’ve always wanted: a bunch of terrible actors dressed up as your favorite Simpsons characters and boning each other. This mostly SFW trailer for the Hustler made porn parody features some POV action of Homer shooting Marge, and, because this is porn, all the other characters (except Bart and Lisa… thank God… [...]

You can pretty much never go wrong with posting pictures of a Victoria’s Secret model like Candice Swanepoel here, just hanging out in a few varieties of bikinis for Victoria’s Secret swimsuit edition catalog, being all hot and what not…. Actually I guess we could go wrong if she was rolling around in horse manure, [...]

At first we thought she was lying. But after checking  with her hips (who don’t lie) it is indeed true that Shakira and long term boyfriend of 11 years, Antonio de la Rúa, have broken up. Shakira realeased this State of the Union Speech announcing her reentry into single life: Dear Friends, During our almost [...]

Stephanie Seymour got a lot of attention last month when she was frolicking on a beach with her 17-year-old son, Peter Brant II, which set the blogosphere aflame that they were bumpin’ uglies (the incest kind). Well PB2 headed over to his FaceBook page and said “this whole Beach kiss scandal” was a “malicious attack.” [...]

Coco, the love child of Anna Nicole Smith and the Hulk, is starting the new year by doing what she knows best, tweeting ridiculous pictures of her ridiculous body. Her first tweetpic was of herself in a purple net catsuit (seen above), showing off those big ol’ titties she is so “famous” for. “Got home [...]

Here is 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord looking like a cross between an anorexic Michelle Pfeifer and a slutty Smurf as she got turned into a Na’vi for what seems an Avatar episode of 90210. Sounds like an episode that has a million Emmys written all over it. We can’t say that AnnaLynne is especially well-endowed [...]

Truly Charlie Sheen is a prophet, sent from the very Gods themselves to show us mortals the way, for it’s being reported that he is on an epic bender in Las Vegas with three porn stars, one of who is Bree Olson (no ID on the other two). I know what you are saying “Porn [...]