I should just go to bed now and end my day on a high note, because Jessica Szohr decided to wear absolutely nothing but some annoyingly-placed paint in a Costa Rican jungle for SoBe’s new Lifewater ad campaign, showing the world a whole new perspective of the Gossip Girl actress. If there was any time [...]

Uh Oh. Someone better tell Oscar the Grouch to get tested for venereal diseases because Snooki has been crashing at his place. She sat down on Tuesday for an interview with Ellen Degeneres, and told Ellen about her still-hard partying life and waking up in garbage cans once a month… Wait, she lives in New [...]

Look what those clever people over at Esquire did, they got Emmy Rossum to wear her underwear and then photographed her. They even got her to tell some dirty jokes and then video taped her. Which is awesome because I know a little joke of my own: Knock Knock? Who’s there? Can I come in? [...]

Toni Braxton wants to do a bit of ‘T and A’ for Playboy. It’s also worth mentioning Toni filed for bankruptcy for the second time in October. She was somewhere between $10 million and $50 million in debt at the time. So I guess she’s planning on showing her ass to keep the IRS off [...]

You probably won’t believe this shocking news, but the Palm Desert Police Department is saying that Lindsay Lohan violated her probation the night she allegedly attacked that Betty Ford employee by being under the influence of alcohol and probably drugs too. We know right? CRAZZZZY news. Pretty sure Nostradamus predict this. Oh, my bad, it [...]

Rapper Ice-T had something to say on New Years Eve about his wife Coco and how me and you could never bang his wife, He-Ass, master of the crackuverse. Who by the way seems strangely over-dressed, compared to the photos we normally see of Coco. According to PopEater: At the New Year’s Eve party the [...]

Kate Gosselin was spotted in a bikini earlier this morning in Australia along with all 17,852 of her kids. I’m going to hate myself for saying this but she looks pretty good there, seeing how she used to look like 2 greyhound buses parked end to end when she was pregnant with those sextuplets. It’s [...]

I do hope the Nobel Committee has been notified. Because the GREATEST literary mind of our generation, none other than Jersey Shore heffalump and Return of the Jedi star Snooki (she played that tiny Ewok that wanted to bang princess Leia) has releases her first novel A Shore Thing. The highlights are just as typically [...]