SHOCK… HORROR! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, after dating for about 17 minutes. Well in reality you have “to be” before you can “be over.” This was a fauxmance from the start. What “is over” is the “release of her album” and the “release of his movie.” Thus, the PR stunt has [...]

Gay Fish is FUR real YO! Seen here leaving a New York Hotel wearing baggy leather pants, a snakeskin backpack and some sort of a pimped out man-fur coat before kicking a kitten in the face. I sure hope he isn’t allergic to red paint. You just gotta love when uber rich douchebag celebrities spend [...]

Justin Bieber on the cover of Vanity Fair brings up so many unanswered questions… Do we have to take him seriously now? When is he actually going to go through puberty? Will he really be the inescapable face of 2011? Wasn’t he already in 2010? Is his name really in a larger font than “Kennedy” [...]

Demi Moore showed off her toned body in a teeny bikini with husband Ashton Kutcher in St. Barts New Year’s weekend, because apparently all of Hollywood migrates south during January. Great time to be breaking into houses in the Hollywood Hills. If you get annoyed by nit pickers, then stop reading here… What the heck [...]

Access Hollywood host Maria Menounos said goodbye to last year and hello to 2011 with a trip to Miami Beach, where she frolicked in the sand and showed off a very sexy bikini… but wait a minute, what is that peeking out of her bikini bottoms? Well I’ll be damned, it’s her clean shaved vagina [...]

AHHH NO! RUN!!! IT’S LINDZILLA! Hide ya coke, call the vice, and hide ur heroin ’cause she snortin’ up errbody’s out there!.. No seriously, we mean it, hide your children! Lock your doors! Lindsay Lohan is free again. Her court-ordered treatment for alcoholism ended today, and despite early rumors to the contrary saying Lindsay had [...]

Here’s Chloe Sevigny showing off her assets in a little bikini on South Beach in Miami recently. Now I know what you are thinking “she’s just a normal, average looking woman who happens to be an actress, nothing wrong or particular­ly interestin­g either way.” Well what makes  Chloe stick out from the rest is that [...]

Selena Gomez (18) and Justin Bieber (16) were spotted canoodling, nuzzling, butt-touching, kissing, and so on aboard a private yacht over the New Year’s weekend while vacationing in the Caribbean. In other words these are life-changing images! You will always remember where you were when you saw this display of unbridled teen lust. And a [...]