Archive for January, 2011

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Jennifer Aniston Looks Like a Real Doll

If you’re over 25 you look stupid posing as a Lolita. Once you hit close to 45, posing as a Lolita is just begging to be made fun of. Which is exactly what Jennifer Aniston is doing here thus I’ve decided to heed Jennifer’s plea for mockery. Seen here, Jennifer is posing for Allure Magazine [...]

Octomom Enters the World of Fetish Porn

After years of cajoling, Nadya Suleman a.k.a Octomom, has finally relented and became a sort-of-porn star: Apparently she made a fetish video where she wears a black corset and “whips a grown man wearing a baby diaper and a bonnet.” In fairness to her though, a video of her trying to raise her fourteen crib [...]

Rest of the Stars at the 68th Annual Golden Globes

Here are the rest of the stars who attended Sunday’s Golden Globes, all crammed neatly into this post. It was a big night for The Social Network, though Ricky Gervais was arguably the real winner. Here’s a rundown of the Chosen Ones, the lucky few who are toting trophies and facing pleasant salary bumps. Best [...]

Paz de la Huerta Finished All the Booze at the Golden Globes

Post-Golden Globes, Boardwalk Empire actress, Paz de la Huerta, was denied entry to the Chateau Marmont afterparty on grounds of inebriation, falling over, ripped dress and flashing her boob. So while the rest of the staff were picking up the award for Best TV Drama she must have been at the bar doing tequila shots [...]

Ricky Gervais Got Banned From the Golden Globes for Being Awesome

Ricky Gervais in a few simple words is; The perfect antidote to Hollywood’­s masturbato­ry delusions of grandeur, and he sure proved that last night when he hosted the Golden Globes where he trashed Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Mel Gibson, God, Tom Cruise (and the list goes on and on). Oddly though the joke [...]

Sofia Vergara’s Golden Globes

God bless you Golden Globes, God bless you. Not only do you come around every year with your hot celebrities sticking their boobies into tight dresses, but you also have such a wonderfully puntastic name that allows us to use silly yet simple titles like the one to this post. And who is more worthy [...]

Bikini Wearing Kate Beckinsale is a Blonde Now

Here is the now blonde Kate Beckinsale in all her MILF-y goodness hanging out by a pool in Mexico (who the hell knew Mexico was heaven). Going blonde sure as hell didn’t take anything away from her hotness, might even be hotter. Heck, she could have gone for snot green hair and still blow all [...]

Hayden Panettiere Has Nipple Pasties Covering Her Golden Globes

Looks like Hayden Panettiere mistook the Golden Globes last night for “take your dad to work day” as she donned a very revealing dress that screamed “Hey! Look at my boobs, but don’t look at my nips please” since she was wearing fugly nipple pasties underneath the dress that became very noticeable when exposed to [...]