Here good people, have some more Jessica-Jane Clement pictures, because really the pictures posted yesterday just weren’t enough to satisfy our Jessica needs, plus they had annoying scribbly text all over them, thus distracting us from those awesome fake boobs and all that fake tan. This time the pictures are from the UK’s Loaded Magazine, [...]

Oh snap! Seems Scarlett and Sandy are on the verge of a wet t-shirt cat fight after Scarlett supposedly called Sandra a man-hungry tramp when she heard that Sandra is getting all cuddly with Ryan Reynolds. Personally I think Sandra is just a cover for Betty White. You know Betty and Ryan are doing it! [...]

Well it appears that Selena Gomez has lost her virginity to Justin Bieber, because she is no longer wearing her purity ring, and as everyone knows, once you have sex your purity ring dissolves and is replaced with unbearable shame. It’s science people. Turns out her parents are throwing a hissy fit over the missing [...]

Joanna Krupa is a Polish-American super model mostly known for modeling her naked ass and such, so it’s not really a great surprise that she looks good in a bikini, it’s what she gets paid for. Perfect body, I could eat my bacon and eggs off that ass every morning for at least a decade, but [...]

Martha Stewart had to go to the emergency room yesterday morning after her bitch split her upper lip when Martha interrupted her beauty sleep. She explained in a post on her blog today about how she caught a sleeping Francesca (her dog) by surprise when she leaned down to whisper a sweet goodbye into her [...]

Here’s Kim Kardashian looking extremely slutty and somehow really waxy looking… wait a minute, is that a Madame Tussuad’s wax sculpture? Apparently the answer is no, it’s just Kimmy K tweeting a picture of herself in some awesome looking bikini for millions of people to see, while the same day trying to cover her face [...]

When you die and go to silicone heaven, UK model, former page 3 girl and current reality TV star, Jessica-Jane Clement, will be there to greet you with her big fake chest. But until then you are just going to have to do with looking at her in Nuts Magazine. I’m guessing they stuck her [...]

At first look, I thought these poor kids were supposed to be 2 prostitutes and their pimp. Then, after a minute I realized it was supposed to be the cast from Jersey Shore, a Mini Snooki, a Mini Situation and a Mini JWoww. Although to be fair, that might actually be the ACTUAL Snooki, they [...]