Archive for January, 2011

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Olivia Munn is Like a Busty Cookie Monster

Olivia Munn was on David Letterman last night promoting her new NBC sitcom Perfect Couples. But before talking to David she tweeted from backstage these pictures of her… umm… sweet “cookies”. The kind of “cookies” I’d like to dip in milk and then munch on. Before attempting to find her G4 spot. She also explained [...]

Christina Hendricks Was in Playboy Back in 1999

Well I’ll be damned, Christina Hendricks was actually in Playboy back in the day when we had cellphones with aerials. Ha! We were so primitive back then… These photos are from a feature about shooters (think booze, not gun wielding Arizona lunatics) in Playboy’s July 1999 issue, and in case you don’t recognize her without [...]

Rumer Willis is a Model Now

Call me superficial, but I believe modeling and stripping are two jobs that should NOT be equal opportunity. But the people over at Badgley Mischka don’t seem to agree with me, since they have made Rumer Willis the new chin of their brand. I’m hoping that Badgley Mischka is just counting on the idea that [...]

Nicki Minaj on the Cover of ‘V Magazine’ Will Give You Nightmares

Rapper Nicki Minaj is on the cover of V magazine, looking exactly like the sort of thing that chases me with a machete through dark and scary hallways in my typical nightmare. She’s so craaaaaazy, that Nicki Minaj! And lest you think there’s some crafty behind-the-scenes Svengali calling the stylistic shots, Minaj says: “Everything I [...]

Natalie Portman is Topless for Dior

I had you at topless didn’t I? But don’t be fooled (even though that was completely my intention) you don’t get to see any of Natalie’s bare naked titties, for she is covering them up with her annoying swan wings hands. This photo for Miss Dior Cherie perfume was taken pre-pregnancy and I’m thankful she [...]

Victoria’s Secret Angels are Heavenly in GQ Magazine

Archangel Gabriel woke up this morning only to discover that heaven was missing a few lingerie clad angels… Or I guess I could actually be in heaven, because I’m seeing angels all around me. Or the even more likely possibility, I’m just looking at Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and Erin Eatherton on the [...]

Nicole Kidman, Now 100% Botox Free

Brace yourself! Because you may find this simply shocking, but Nicole Kidman has used Botox! She told some random German magazine reporter that: “I’ve tried a lot of things but apart from working out and a good diet most things don’t help. I even tried Botox but I didn’t like how my face looked afterwards. [...]

Kate Hudson Has a Baby in Her Belly

Well, I guess we know how famous people have been spending their time during the recent spates of shiteous weather. Making babies, intentionally or not. Not so long ago it was Natalie Portman then just this week Khloe Kardashian got pregnant, then Marion Cotillard, then Owen Wilson…well not him, his girlfriend Jade Duell. If that [...]