Hey, I f$#k for cheeseburgers, but you don’t see me being all fancy and wearing a shirt. This is Taylor Momsen being all super edgy and hardcore as she performed with her band The Pretty Reckless in Toronto over the weekend. Taylor, It’s not enough to wear the shirt. Show us. Show us all the [...]

Oh boy, if he’s clean and sober, I’m a tightly wrapped toaster pastry. In his numerous interviews today (both Today and Good Morning America, and then TMZ), Charlie Sheen claimed to be clean and sober (even passing on-air urine and blood tests). He says that the only drug he’s on right now is “Charlie Sheen.” [...]

This is what Best Actress nominee Jennifer Lawrence, from the movie “Winter’s Bone“, looked like on the red carpet of the 83rd Annual Academy Awards last night, hot as shit basically. Even with that constellation of moles on her chest and even though she was sporting the latest in Baywatch evening gowns she made my [...]

The winners of last night’s Academy Awards were perhaps the most predictable in the ceremony’s history. so if you couldn’t sit through four hours of stars thanking their agents and reading corny jokes from a teleprompter here’s who went home with little gold men, and who’s getting a serious pay hike. Best Picture The King’s [...]

Lady Gaga just released the video for her new crappy single “Born This Way.” It’s covered in pixie dust, zombie ooze, and chunks of alien placenta. It’s official: Lady Gaga has bought into her own myth. Her latest cinematic epic starts off with a unicorn in an inverted pink triangle. It is possibly the only [...]

When Justin Bieber got his groundbreaking hair cut, he put a little lock of it in a plastic box and gave it to Ellen. Now she’s auctioning it off on her eBay page, with all the proceeds going to some animal welfare charity. I wonder why Ellen doesn’t give the money to an organizations that [...]

Here’s the first teaser trailer for the followup to the 2009 mega-hit comedy The Hangover. The three hapless amigos are back, The Wolf Pack if you will, though they’ve swapped Las Vegas for Thailand and a menacing tiger for a cute little monkey. And a funny hat! The costume designer should be nominated for an [...]

Today Charlie Sheen called into conservative radio show “The Alex Jones Show” and launched into an epic rant, in which he called Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre a “turd” and Thomas Jefferson a “pussy.” You really should listen to the entire thing! It was so outrageous that CBS just announced they were [...]