In Charlie Sheen terms: Courtney Love is not winning. Courtney has settled her Twitter defamation lawsuit with fashion designer Dawn Simorangkir for $430,000. In March of 2009, Courtney Love let loose a string of nasty tweets about Simorangkir, calling her, among other things “a 52 year old desperate cokes [sic] ass” and a “nasty, lying, [...]

Kim Kardashian premiered her single “Jam” on KIIS FM with Ryan Seacrest this morning, and it’s pretty much everything you’d imagine it to be. Shit. Obviously she was going to be heavily auto-tuned, but the fact that this is probably the most boring song in the history of reality stars’ attempts at a music career [...]

Chandler just went Bing. Here’s a bikini clad Courteney Cox filming an episode of Cougar Town in Hawaii yesterday, and it makes me wonder if that Phoebe chick is still hot today. Because Aniston and Cox are walking cures for erectal dysfunction and they’re in their mid 40s. Seriously, that is one nice looking 45-year-old, [...]

Charlie is developing a new show… “Two Hos and a WINNER” (a show we would actually watch). Charlie Sheen’s media blitz continues, and early this morning (Tuesday) he spoke with Howard Stern about his “goddesses,” the two live-in girlfriends who help him care for his young sons. Sheen revealed that Natty (a bikini model) and [...]

Justin Bieber turned 17 last night, and celebrated in style by flipping off the paparazzi. Or maybe he was just getting his bang-finger ready for some Selena Gomez lovin’. Because *GASP* squeaky-clean Biebs would never produce such a lewd and obscene gesture. He needs to be whisked away back to Canada before he starts doing [...]

Not that long ago we posted these photo stills of Megan Fox being all sexy and what not for Armani. Well here is the video format of said sexiness. We can’t really recall the last time we saw Megan Fox in a movie, but we’re pleased to see her Armani spokesmodel career is thriving. Especially [...]

Two years after Rihanna was assaulted by Chris Brown, and last week, mere days after her restraining order against him was relaxed, Media Take Out published previously unseen evidence photographs of Rihanna’s bruised and battered face after she was assaulted by Chris Brown. Now “in the interest to providing you with ALL RELEVANT FACTS,” the [...]

On January 19, Star magazine’s cover blared, “Katie DRUG SHOCKER!” accompanied by the words “ADDICTION NIGHTMARE.” In a “world exclusive,” the magazine spoke with several former Scientologists, who claimed that having an auditing treatment produces an effect “similar to heroin!” Former Scientologist and engineering student Arnaldo Lerma told the magazine: “For me, it was like [...]