Here’s Sports Illlustrated hottie and Victoria’s Secret model, Brooklyn Decker, in Miami over the weekend chilling at some beach with those fat breasts that have made her so popular with the dudes who design bikinis for a living (and the dudes who look at her in bikinis for a living, as in me). I didn’t [...]

You guyz, Mariah Carey got soooooo fat. Even though Mariah Carey has been keeping her self in seclusion since early December, she felt the need to paint a giant freaking butterfly on her pregnant stomach today, take a picture of it and then post said picture to her four million Twitter followers, because apparently she [...]

Watch the trailer below for MTV’s newest shittastic show, K-Town, which is pretty much just Jersey Shore but with Asians (equally orange). Forget the model minority stereotype, there are entitled douchebags and smutty faux-lesbian drunk girls in every culture. Because stupidity never discriminates! The biggest difference between this and Jersey Shore: I would happily sleep [...]

Chris Brown finally got around to apologizing for busting Good Morning America’s window, during a live appearance on BET’s 106 & Park yesterday. (Celebrities don’t actually have to speak to the people they are apologizing to. They just exhort their sorrow into the air, and assume the message will get to the intended listener eventually.) [...]

Danica Thrall got our complete attention back in December ’10 when we were first thrilled with this Brit bombshell with pics from her stupidly-sexy Loaded UK cover shoot. Today, the thrill ain’t gone and we are going f$#ing NUTS over Danica’s new outtakes from her recent Nuts Magazine shoot. Where yet again, her breasts are [...]

This is Lacey Schwimmer, one of them professional dancer peeps on Dancing With The Stars, leaving rehearsal yesterday in a little half shirt that showed off her glorious femme-hard bodied abs. I don’t follow Dancing With The Stars, that’s why I had no real idea who the hell she is and had to use my [...]

“My next guest has stripes and can be seen on cereal boxes, please welcome, A TIGGEERRRRRR!!!!!” While taking some promo shots for the upcoming sixth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the whole fam damily got together and posed with a tiger. Luckily for Kim, tigers don’t feed on plastic. Kim described the experience [...]

Screen legend Elizabeth Taylor died this morning of congestive heart failure at age 79, according to the Associated Press: “My Mother was an extraordinary woman who lived life to the fullest, with great passion, humor, and love,” her son, Michael Wilding, said in a statement. “We know, quite simply, that the world is a better [...]