Today was the deadline for Lohan to take a plea bargain for the felony grand theft of a $2000 necklace, and according to TMZ, she isn’t taking it. Accordingly, the flaxen-haired kleptomaniac has been assigned a trial judge, the Honorable Judge Stephanie Sautner. Sautner’s surprisingly telegenic past includes stints as an NYPD-SVU detective and a [...]

Paz de la Huerta, the 26-year-old Boardwalk Empire star and oft-nude, perma-boozed lipstick enthusiast, was arrested last night for beating up Samantha Swetra, a cast member from MTV’s The City. According to onlookers a drunken Paz staggered over to Samantha’s table at the Standard Hotel last night where a scene of drunken hilarity enfolded, NY [...]

By now everyone should know what to expect whenever the name Katy Perry appears in the headline. Hint: It’s tits. Big tits… However! Today, that is not the case it seems. Adidas are foolishly attempting to launch some sportswear line without using any cleavage, but instead have opted for Katy Perry’s sexy mouth face thing. [...]

“Ooooh! I’m a really angsty teenager, raaaaaaaar!” I keep forgetting that Taylor Momsen is still only seventeen, I think it’s pretty easy to do considering she’s just about finished with her slut-in-training apprenticeship. Well now Taylor is continuing to push the limits of her “edginess” by adding a beer-gut jailbait faux lesbian girl-on-girl orgy group [...]

Let’s see… hot lesbian, hot lesbian, EW! Old guy! Like many people, we never got invited to one of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s infamous “Bunga-Bunga” orgies. But now, thanks to photos from laptops and cellphones, seized by Italian prosecutors, we can live vicariously! Based on these photos, though, the parties look kind of like… [...]

Chris Brown had a violent meltdown in his dressing room at Good Morning America after Robin Roberts asked about his domestic violence case, the legal repercussions of which are ongoing (Rihanna just dropped the restraining order) and which inspired his new album, F.A.M.E. (“Forgiving All My Enemies”). According to TMZ: Chris Brown exploded in rage [...]

Paris Hilton’s racism is well documented (like that infamous video of her in a club where she looked into a camera and said, “We’re like two niggers.”). In his forthcoming book Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, professional poon-chaser Neil Strauss adds another instance of Hilton horror: When she was 18, Paris apparently told Strauss [...]

Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones should be the new lesbian power couple that everybody could be obsessed with. We could call them “Losie” or “Rucy” and the tabloids would say things like, “Losie Splitting Up! Lucy too Jealous of Rosie’s Big Boobs!” Then of course we’d need a sex tape released too, to properly celebrate [...]