Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everybody! Be safe out there and try not to drink too much because we need you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to give us some site traffic in the morning. See? We care. Now to celebrate this momentous day, here’s Karissa Shannon who is always up for some attention whoring, and St. Patrick’s [...]

One living person (or possibly just a mannequin come to life) beloved by children is attempting to sully the work of a dead person beloved by children, and only one can be victorious in the end. Professional feelings-haver Taylor Swift has signed on to lend her voice to the animated movie Dr. Seuss’s The Lorax. [...]

No more in the sense they split up, not in the sense someone offed them… Sadly. Joe Jonas’ relationship with Twilight star shley Greene is a sham! But not because he likes the cock! Because he lost interest in Ashley weeks ago, say Page Six and Us. Why these two even bothered to continue a [...]

These bikini photos of Kelly Brook are like a soothing balm to the much brutalized eyeballs after yesterday’s Ke$ha bikini post. Anyway enjoy these new pictures of her as much as you can right now since Kelly just tweeted this: Thom and I are happy to announce we are expecting a baby girl. We are [...]

The Situation was part of the dais at last night’s Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump and it’s very clear that he isn’t cut out for performing comedy. He was so bad that it almost seemed like the writers of the roast gave him shitty jokes so he would intentionally bomb, allowing for a running [...]

By day, she’s a hot model and all around party girl… but at night, she transforms into Cleavagerella, a woman driven to eradicate the villains of the world… all through the power of her amazing tits. See ya later, Batman. And take your boy-toy Robin with ya. Locky

Actress Renee Ostead has had a series of dirty photos leaked online. Who is Renee Olstead exactly you ask? Apparently a star of The Secret Life of an American Teenager. Regardless, having joined the prestigious Teen Starlets From Wholesome Youth Programming Taking Filthy Cell Phone Pictures Of Themselves Club, she’s famous now. Just look at [...]

Last night, 22-year-old porn star Kacey Jordan, the woman best known for smoking crack with Charlie Sheen, suggesting she aborted Sheen’s baby, and winning Howard Stern’s “Charlie Sheen Porn Star Pageant”, locked herself in a hotel room in Chicago and, over the course of five hours, tweeted a bizarre, long cry for help: Ready to [...]