Gilbert Gottfried should have switched to Geico. The voice behind the unequivocally irritating Aflac duck, Gilbert Gottfried, has been canned by the insurance company following a series of ill-advised jokes he tweeted (quacked?) about Japan this weekend. The original tweets have since been removed, but included a slew of crude slapstick cracks like, “I fucked [...]

You may have oo’ed and ahh’ed over GQ’s February 2008 spread of Rachel Bilson (we know we certainly did). But it seems that all that time, GQ was holding out on us. They had nipple pics, and they didn’t share! Or at least one nipple picture, which has just surfaced as an outtake from the [...]

Selena Gomez was on the Late Show With David Letterman yesterday, wearing this sexy little number. So now you have another reason to hate that little lesbian troll Bieber. Because he’s scissoring the shit out of this while you are jerking off to those pictures of Ke$ha. Actually this post is pretty much our way [...]

All of a sudden, Susan Boyle is starting to look pretty sexy. As is my hot water tank. The reason is Ke$ha, who is down in Australia this week for her Get Sleazy tour, and yesterday she went to the beach. In this boner-killer bathing suit, and by bathing suit I mean diaper. Anyone remember [...]

Brooklyn Decker’s nipples have been shamelessly flirting with us for the last few months—but at long last, they’ve decided that they’re ready for a commitment. By which we mean, full topless visibility. Thank you, Brooklyn! Now excuse me, I think I’m about to collapse from sheer blood drain due to the sheer and utter hotness [...]

So apparently Alicia Silverstone is about to give birth to a little Cher Horowitz. I’m  judging this by the fact she looks like Britney Spears from the neck down and neck up like anyone featured on Faces of Meth… also known as being pregnant. Some people might say it’s not fair to post or comment [...]

Like a vampire covered in glitter, sweat, dirt and semen, Ke$ha made a shocking performance at Future Music Festival in Sydney when she drank a blood-like substance from a heart over the weekend. Well, shocking if food coloring and corn syrup can be considered shocking. “Hey! Hey, guys! Hey, remember me? I’m Ke$ha! I have [...]

Over the weekend, the internet people descovered new photos purporting to be leaked snapshots of Vanessa Hudgens and Alexa Nikolas (star of the Nickelodeon TV show Zoey 101) on a (now defunct) Flickr account. Sadly, the images are censored… but somehow we suspect the originals will surface soon enough. The image above shows the two [...]