Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend Hayden Christensen were out and about on a beach this weekend in Barbados. Pictures of Hayden not included, because really, who gives a shit about him… I’m actually just pissed that he gets to see this naked thanks to George Lucas plucking him out of obscurity to take a horribly [...]

Christina Aguilera and her huge boobs were honored with the very first star on the Hollywood Gay Walk of Fame last night despite not being gay and clearly having engaged in heterosexual intercourse, hence her baby. But sure, honoring a straight woman on the gay walk of fame may seem odd, but we have to [...]

It’s like fourteen year old boys and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon had a 3D baby. Opening last week, this erotic film has swept through Hong Kong like wildfire. Perhaps owing to its history, Sex and Zen is a hit in Hong Kong, showing on 73 screens and earning the equivalent of $2.2 million since its [...]

This here is Valentina Lizcano, who is famous for something somewhere in the world (she’s Colombian)… but honestly, all we care about is that she’s gorgeous and posed naked for SoHo Magazine. We’re a simple website, with simple desires, people. Is that really so wrong? Locky

Here’s Megan Fox with her husband Brian Austin Green at the Jaguar E-Type 50th anniversary celebration in New York City, looking like she’s having the time of her life. Remember when this girl used to be smoking hot? Before she married the King of Doucheland and magically got an old lady neck. I’ve never seen [...]

Mark my words, this is what LiLo will look like in about 4 months. Las Vegas magazine was reading your mind when you thought, “That Carrot Top. A handsome face hiding behind a mop of unruly hair.” Well, feast your eyes on this! Christina Hendricks and Julianne Moore, eat your hearts out. On a more [...]

Has there ever been a better time in history to be mentally ill? 2 days ago, Gary Busey was fired on The Celebrity Apprentice. But fear not, dedicated fans, for he returned to TV screens last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live! And you know what? His interview with Kimmel, which ranged from a discussion of body language, [...]

Here’s former Hugh Hefner arm-candy/Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt prancing around and posing in a bikini for a photo shoot  in LA today. Here I thought Kendra let herself go. Least she can blame the baby for her saggy body. What a butterface Bridget is, and possibly a butterbody… Wait, who am I kidding, I’d totally receive a [...]