While celebrated moonbeam Gwyneth Paltrow spends most of her time slaving over a hot custom-made pizza oven, preparing nice meals for her family, sometimes she needs to eat too (about once a month) and it’d be nice, maybe, if just once her ungrateful brood of wretches returned the favor. But apparently they don’t. The jumble [...]

Actress Jennifer Lawrence of Winter’s Bone and X-Men: First Class appears in the latest issue of GQ, and there is something about her in these photos, like her eyes look devoid of any emotion of brain activity. In fact she looks like somebody just performed a lobotomy on her. Which is good, because I prefer [...]

After weathering husband Michael Douglas’ battle with cancer, Catherine Zeta-Jones has checked into a mental hospital to treat her bipolar disorder (guess she’s not Bi-Winning like Charlie Sheen). According to ABC News this is what her publicist said: After dealing with the stress of the past year, Catherine made the decision to check in to [...]

Last week, the all female Ukrainian protest group known as FEMEN made history by getting Facebook to reinstate their boob-filled profile. This week, they’re reenacting other momentous, historical occasions, only since they’re FEMEN, they’re doing it with an added dose of nonsense and public nudity. Above, FEMEN’s take on… actually, we have no idea. But [...]

People magazine has named Jennifer Lopez as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman, and rumor has it she had to blow every single person that works at People to get that title…17 times. And swallow each time. Oh and clever misdirection there People, putting Mila Kunis in a small photo. It’s like your saying, “I know [...]

Here is Rachel Uchitel enjoying the sun in Miami with some nameless guy, what these images don’t show is Tiger jacking off right behind them. That face. Those puffy lips. Those big veneered teeth. Those fake inflated tits. That orange skin. That constant shameless self-promotion. Everything about her screams “class.” She must give some seriously [...]

Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere is only 5’1″ but that’s not about to stop her from letting her 6’6″ boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko, destroy her uterus with his giant sized penis (that’s a crazy height difference. I wonder how flat the top of her head is). Apparently she gets asked quite often if her boyfriend’s cock and [...]

Sure, April showers bring May flowers… but they also bring tidings of naked celebrities, with the arrival of Allure’s annual “Look Better Naked” issue. The pictures may be short on actual naughty bits, but if this is the closest we get to seeing Kaley Cuoco (of The Big Bang Theory), Ashley Tisdale (Disney slut), Bridget [...]