Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio’s relationship/probable publicity stunt has progressed from friendly hugs on a yacht to holding hands during a romantic moonlit stroll in Monte Carlo. Before you know it they’ll be necking! Wait no, for Leo and Blake’s relationship to be for publicity, it would require her to actually act. And acting is not [...]

America’s favorite genetic outliers, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have like fourteen kids. So how do they ever find the privacy to do sex to/on each other? According to Brad, there are no secrets in their house: “We tell the kids, ‘Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.’ They go, ‘Eww, gross!’ But we demand it.” Interesting, we just [...]

After partying her ass off with her ass out in Cannes not that long ago, Michelle Rodriguez wore her butt-revealing bikini again in Monaco, where she spent the weekend yachting and watching the Monte Carlo Grand Prix. Lindsay Lohan : Boobs Michelle Rodriguez : Butt Poor LiLo and MiRo, hopeless hostages to the escape artists of private parts. [...]

After her crash yesterday into her Italian police escort and refusing to get medical treatment at the scene, here’s Snooki today rocking a neck brace, looking like she’s ready to pull a Budweiser wagon with a few other Clydesdales. Us Magazine reports: While Snooki is unlikely to face a criminal prosecution, she could be taken to court in a civil [...]

The brave Ms. Berry ventured out of the house without putting on her unmentionables, much to the delight of us and ours. So happy Memorial Day, good people! We couldn’t think of a more fitting gift to offer you. And she seems to think so as well, judging by the welcoming spread of her arms. [...]

Oh snap Selena, you’ve done it now! Apparently crazed teenage girls who adore Justin Bieber like I adore sleazy strip clubs are really mad at Selena Gomez, for kissing their boyfriend. Said one eloquent tweep: “Dear Selena Gomez. I hate you more than life. Go jump off a cliff. K (OK)?” It’s good that this person clarified what [...]

Snooki got herself into quite a pickle. America’s favorite fried pickle princess has had a car accident! Sadly she is completely okay. The same can’t be said about two police officers who had to go to the hospital, while Snooki might be facing some Italian-style law charges. The cataclysm occurred in Florence, where Snooks and the other Jersey [...]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are currently ona lesbian love vacation in Hawaii, grinding their vaginas all night long, assisting her with her 10 inch black dildo. Because you know, he’s a chick. Or was it because everyone of the Bieber race is without genitals? Bah, either one is fine. In any case we aren’t buying this Justin. [...]