It puts the coke on its gums before it has to pose again. Here is that old skank-bag Lindsay Lohan, vacationing in Miami after posing for a Plum magazine photo shoot. And well, compared to what we were expecting, this looks remarkably non-terrifying. Given enough support, those bikini stuffers look almost decent…almost enough to ignore the [...]

Rihanna did her best impression of Madonna at last night’s Billboard Awards, nailing Britney Spears right on the kisser after a performance ofolfactophilic pain anthem “S&M.” But ABC didn’t air their sapphic smackeroo in its live broadcast. At the bottom is a video of the performance. At 4:12 the ladies go in for a hug. At [...]

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! Here’s a teaser trailer for the new Muppets movie, written by Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller, a passion project of Segel’s that’s been in the works for several years now. It looks… muppety? I like the joke that sets the movie up to look like a bland romantic drama [...]

It’s unlikely that Leonardo DiCaprio is going to make himself jealous, so Bar Refaeli continues to wear nothing but bikinis in France to make sure he really knows what he’s missing out on after splitting up with her. But I doubt Leo is paying any attention, when you can have anyone in the world, literally, why waste time on any [...]

Here’s Aubrey O’Day hosting the Liquid Pool Lounge Party at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas, wearing nothing but a white bikini. She’s pretty much so invested in valuing herself based on breast size that she’s wearing a bikini top so padded and over sized that it looks like it’s about to fall off, I’ve never [...]

At this precise moment, Ahhnold is going DOH! Becuase yet another woman is pregnant, and yet again no one knows who the father is. But we can be semi-sure it isn’t actually Arnold this time… For a while, it was looking like January Jones’ ex-boyfriend Jason Sudekis was the mystery father of her yet-unborn child, but in the immortal words of [...]

Not that long ago the biggest story about Arnold Schwarzenegger was that he was set to return to acting, most notably, reprising the role that made him a star. That of the Marriagenator. According to the AP: A statement from Schwarzenegger’s office Thursday says former “Terminator” star has asked Creative Artists Agency to put all of [...]

If, like us, you’ve long nurtured a not-so-secret crush on the gorgeous and talented Uma Thurman, then today’s your lucky day: Uma’s panties! Not once, but twice! The one above is from Wednesday night when she was at a party aboard a yacht in Cannes for the film festival. While the one at the bottom [...]