Last week, the GOOP-itrix herself, Gwyneth Paltrow, appeared on the Graham Norton Show (which is like The Tonight Show if Jay Leno was Irish, gay, and actually funny). She rapped. Yes, she did the first few lines of the NWA classic “Straight out of Compton.” Gwyneth Paltrow makes me want to spit. No, I don’t want spit [...]

As much as we LOVE being uber douchebags, we try not to go too douchey on people who aren’t celebrities or public figures, basically people who never wanted to be in the spotlight. But the new pictures of Mildred Patricia Baena, the maid Arnold Schwarzenegger got pregnant 13 years ago, are really putting that to [...]

The charges that IMF managing director Dominique Strauss-Kahn allegedly sexually assaulted a hotel maid are deadly serious. Less serious? FEMEN’s attempt to use that assault as an allegory for the IMF’s rape of the world’s poor and weak. At least, wethink that that’s the point that this topless woman in the shoddily made maid’s uniform [...]

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, wanting us to think she is still George Clooney’s girlfriend, but we all know that isn’t . Because as we all know, George Clooney who goes through cocktail waitresses like toilet paper. Seriously, I saw him use one the other day just to wipe mud off his [...]

Ashton Kutcher will return to prime-time this fall (having been on That 70s Show all them years ago), as it is now official that he will replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, which is still somehow the top-rated comedy on television. This is news that brought a tear to Charlie Sheen’s tiger blood filled [...]

We don’t think we’ve ever seen Kate Moss’ lower back tattoos, but that could be because we’re usually fixated on her breasts, not her ass. Kind of unfairly, as it turns out; that ass is not too bad looking, and Vogue Brazil agrees, as they put it on their cover. Not just any cover, either [...]

With the Cannes film festival still in full swing, we’re still getting a bunch of pictures of celebrities either piss-ass drunk, or prancing around in swimwear, but sometimes, we seem to get both at the same time. Like these kinda delicious shots of a tipsy Michelle Rodriguez frolicking in the water with a female friend of [...]

Here’s Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th birthday at Wet Republic in Vegas on Friday, in a bikini of course, because saying that Audrina Patridge had a bikini party is redundant. Audrina Patridge IS a bikini party. Sadly though it seems her once glorious inflatable tits have deflated. She’s now got the cleavage of a 50 year [...]