Right, so Kate Middleton thinks she can just roll up on London, steal everyone’s hearts, and it’ll be no big deal? Aw hell naw! Kate Moss is here to say that nobody cares about long-sleeved gowns as much as they care about full-frontal nudity. She might have used a photo that is a teensy bit old, [...]

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson couldn’t keep their hands off of each other at the White House Correspondents Dinner. She apparently sat in his lap most of the night, they “disappeared for an hour,” and when they came back, Sean’s tie was askew. All while Sean refused to be patriotic. The New York Post says: Saturday night [...]

As you’ve all likely heard, Al Qaeda chief Osama Bin Laden was killed during a firefight with American special forces in Pakistan on Sunday night. So Bin Laden dead, and The Celebrity Apprentice interrupted. Major win for Obama. So in the words of Team America: America F*ck Yeah! Now that we got that out of [...]