You may hate Gwyneth Paltrow for that obnoxious web magazine of hers, GOOP, you may hate her “Glee” cameos, you may hate her cheerful obliviousness to her own privilege and assumption that everything that’s been handed to her on a diamond encrusted silver platter is something she’s earned through hard work. But put all those feelings aside: Gwyneth’s [...]

Last week, we were quite skeptical about Courtney Stodden’s age upon learning the news that the aspiring pop singer had tied the knot with 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. Let’s face it. The girl arguably seems pretty mature (in the looks department, at least) for a 16-year-old. But as it turns out Stodden is telling the truth! Yep. According to her birth [...]

Let’s see, where to start? Oh yes, Lindsay Lohan is drunk. In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet. Lindsay Lohan’s troubled house arrest ended yesterday, and she celebrated by partying for five hours at an L.A. nightclub. (Duh.) She stumbled around and fell to the ground in front of a thousand video [...]

Here is a bikini clad Kate Upton, showing off her breasteses for SoBe’s new “Try Anything” campaign. If you don’t know what SoBe is, then it’s a fancy-fruity-tea-water-drink-thing that apparently only chicks with massive knockers drink, since those are the only models SoBe seems to go for when it comes to advertising their drink, thus clearly going for [...]

Proud boob owner Brooklyn Decker recently played a boob owner in Adam Sandler’s laff-riot Just Go With It and everyone was like “Oh, the swimsuit model is acting, that’s happened before, OK, it’s one movie, it’s her Fair Game, no big deal.” But, uh, big deal! Big deal alert! Decker is already slated to appear [...]

There’s really nothing quite like a smoke after a good, healthy jog, is there? Well here are Jersey Shore “stars” JWoww and Snooki coming out of the gym, and while I was saying nice things about JWoww just last Monday (well about her tits mostly), I won’t be giving her any compliments this time around, because jeez, look at that f%$cking [...]

James Franco is like that pretentious guy in your freshman dorm that is always going on about his acting and writing short stories and all his other artistic pursuits even though he’s not particularly good at any of them. And of course he’s in a band, too. Of course. Here’s the music video for the [...]

On April 22nd, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 120 days in jail for violating her probation after stealing a necklace from a jewelry store, but being LiLo she of course never went to jail, instead she just spent her next few weeks being drunk and crashing her car into baby strollers. Then, on May 25th, she began her [...]