Archive for June, 2011

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Jaime King Doing Bikini Related Stuff

Jaime King in a Bikini

Jaime King was in Miami over the weekend with her husband, producer Kyle Newman, showing off her Batman villainess hips to body ratio, and her fugly bikini that she must have made by time-traveling to the 1970s and stealing the curtains from a pediatrician’s office. Locky

Yikes, Scarlett Johansson is Looking Rough

Scarlett Johansson is Looking Rough

Here’s Scarlett Johansson looking like absolute hell on location in Sante Fe, New Mexico, this morning, on her way to reprise her sexy secret agent role known as Black Widow in ‘The Avengers’. Luckily they don’t start shooting the actual movie for a few months, so the makeup department has got enough time  to sort out that mess above. In the meantime, [...]

Emma Watson Can’t Get a Date to Save Her Life

As crazy as this is going to sound, Emma Watson can’t get a date since guys are afraid to ask her out (that giant diamond ring on her finger probably isn’t helping). Apparently she didn’t get those fifty-three letters I sent to her house saying “YOU WILL BE MINE OR ELSE” that I wrote using a special [...]

Kim Kardashian Blasts the Rumor That She Cheated

Following an In Touch story yesterday about Kim Kardashian cheating on her fiance, Kris Humphries, and having “graphic phone sex” with New England Patriot Bret Lockett (as opposed to non-graphic phone sex?), Kim announced she would sue In Touch for defamation: This guy should be ashamed of himself. Calling up a magazine and making up an entirely fake story just to get [...]

Candice Swanepoel Got Completely Nude for the CFDA Fashion Awards

Candice Swanepoel Nude for the CFDA Fashion Awards

We suspected that the CFDA Fashion Awards encouraged nudity from guests and participants (like Lady Gaga), but we were sort of joking. Then we saw this Candice Swanepoel thing and we realized that CFDA totally encourages nudity. OK so we only get eleven seconds of nakedness from Candice, but we’re not picky. Some of those seconds [...]

Lady Gaga Exposes Her Breasts at the CFDA Fashion Awards

Lady Gaga Brings Her Breasts to the CFDA Fashion Awards

Last night was the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards, which is like the Oscars of the fashion industry, except it wasn’t televised, we didn’t speculate about the winners for months on end, and there were even more gay men in attendance. Lady Gaga got some icon award at the show and decided to put [...]

Ice-T and Coco Reveal That They are Both Sexual Demons

You really know an interview is going well when it involves the phrase “sex circus.” Well that’s what came up when Vibe Magazine decided to ask Ice-T and Coco: “How can I have a marriage that comes with a sex circus of a love life?” The answer: Ice T: Marry somebody that turns you the fuck on. Coco: [...]

Khloe Kardashian Has a Nipple Slip on Fox & Friends, and Thinks It’s Awesome

Khloe Kardashian Nip Slip

If you follow Khloe Kardashian on Twitter (and if you do…may we ask why?), then you’ve doubtless heard all about how she revealed a nipple during a Fox & Friends appearance today (pigs have 8 to 12 nipples so it was inevitable that one or more would pop out). While wearing a transparent top and [...]