Archive for June, 2011

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Amy Adams Slips a Nip

Amy Adams Slips a Nip

Well well, what have we here! For years we’ve thought of Amy Adams as mostly a good girl (albeit a bit of a tease in some movies). But now we come to find out that we were wrong all along: it seems Ms. Adams is a naughty lady indeed. Naughty enough to slip a nip in a [...]

Flava Flav Spent Over $5.7 Million on Drugs in 6 Years

Flava Flav has just said in an interview that he was spending $2,600 a day, for six years, every single day, on his drug use… and yeah $2,600 seems pretty specific. Personally, I’d have gone with $2,500 a day. Luckily for him, he’s bringing out a new book about his life, which about 17 people will buy, so that [...]

Eminem Still Thinks Lady Gaga Has a Penis

Remember about a year ago when it was so totally hilarious to talk about Lady Gaga’s cock? All because there was “something” under her dress at one concert? And people didn’t want to believe she maybe wore a strap-on and “accidentally” revealed the thing to mock celebs who “accidentally” expose their vulvas when they emerge from cars? [...]

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards

If you watched last night’s MTV Movie Awards, then you saw a whole lot of the Twilight cast. If you didn’t tune in, then well you didn’t miss much, same old shit, Twilight won it all and Robert Pattinson looked retarded. So pretty much exactly the same show as in 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007. Oh [...]

Oh Snap! Reese Witherspoon Burns Blake Lively

Reese Witherspoon decided to ever so subtly diss Blake Lively at last night’s MTV Movie Awards: I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in the business, if you made a sex tape, [...]

Octomom is in a Bikini…Again

Octomom in a Bikini

Well, apparently spitting out 14 kids can be a bitch on the old wallet, so Octomom is back in a bikini posing for some photo shoot. That being said, who the hell picks up a camera and goes, “Hey, you know what would be awesome to capture forever? Nadya Suleman in a bikini”? I honestly didn’t think [...]

New Nude Photos of Blake Lively Leaked, Proving It Is Her

New Blake Lively Photos Leaked

After Blake Lively’s publicist called yesterday’s awesome cache of purported Lively nudes “100 percent fake,” an even bigger batch hit the web today, all watermarked with this message from the hacker: Oh, yes, Blake’s rep., these are totally fake. We really, really believe you. Want moar? BTW, thanks for all the faps. The new pictures feature half a dozen [...]

Aubrey O’Day is in a Bikini & Wants Us to Know She’s Completely Shaved

Aubrey O

Smell that? It’s a quad core Xeon processors melting down under the load of all that pussy fat and hail damage brings to Photoshop’s blur tool. In case you are lucky enough to have no idea who Aubrey O’Day is then know this, she’s not known for World peace or creating the water engine. No, [...]