Archive for June, 2011

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Donald Trump Explains His Un-American Method of Eating Pizza

Donald Trump took some heat from The Daily Show last night (and others) for stacking his two slices of pizza and eating them with a fork and knife on a recent jaunt to a Broadway chain restaurant with the Palin family. This provided a perfect opening for Trump to issue a public explanation and keep the controversy aflame [...]

Rihanna Has a New Music Video, Causing Us to Stare at Her Tits

When we saw Rihanna’s new music video for her song “Man Down” all we really saw was her trying to showcase her nipples. At least, that’s how our sick minds interpreted the video. How else are we supposed to understand the white, see-through number that Rihanna’s sporting here? What, she just happened to wear something that [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s Ankle Monitor Went Off

The monitoring anklet that Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood’s most larcenous starlet, has been forced to wear while under house arrest went off earlier this week. That would normally indicate that Lindsay’s left the building. But when police went to her Venice Beach house, they found LiLo lounging in the sun on her roof deck, reading scripts. Authorities [...]

Holly Madison Makes The Sideboob Look Somewhat Classy

Holly Madison With Some Sideboob

Here is Playboy playmate and ex-girlfriend Holly Madison all tarted up at some party at the Blush Boutique Nightclub at the Wynn Resort and Casino in Las Vegas over the weekend (in case you want to stalk playmates, that’s where they are apparently). It wouldn’t be Holly without giving us a glimpse of her funbags, so here she [...]

Kim Kardashian is NOT Pregnant With the Antichrist

OK Magazine desperately wants us to think that 5’2″ Kim Kardashian is having a baby with her basketball player fiance, 6’9″ Kris Humphries, a child which is expected to be of average height and made entirely of diamonds. (Think “sparkly Michelin man.”) However that’s not actually the case. Kim isn’t knocked up and OK magazine very well known that, but [...]

Karissa Shannon is Yet Again in a Bikini

Karissa Shannon in a Pink Bikini

Karissa Shannon is always up for some good old fashioned attention whoring, even when she’s looking like an Albino Predator. But really now Karissa, just go and do some porn already, this whole wearing bikinis and pretending not to have hired a photographer to be your “paparazzi” has run its course now… Wait, she’s released [...]

Nude Pictures of Blake Lively Find Their Way Online…Except it’s Not Actually Her, Bummer!

This morning we woke up to the cock-raising news that pictures purporting to be Blake Lively sans clothing had been leaked online. Then, a little while later, we stumbled onto a statement from Blake Lively’s PR team declaring the pictures to be complete “fakes”. We’ve never gone from utterly elated to completely depressed so quickly. According to Celebuzz: [...]