Ke$ha arriving in Brazil wearing a sea mammal on her face. Definite improvement. Lindsay Lohan and her third “mark” in a week (seen here in Paris). Somebody gotta pay those bills! Michael Douglas tries to eat a hot-dog but it’s hard without the dentures. Anderson Cooper now brings Lamas to work. Jason Alexander is wearing [...]

David Hasselhoff (here showing how recurrent alcoholism can be so much fun) has proposed to his girlfriend three times so far, and thrice he has been denied. But certain she will eventually realize being a donor for his failing pancreas is something worth getting married for, he will keep proposing until she says “yes”. Or [...]

Martha Stewarts 41-year old daughter Alexis, just came out with a new book called “In Whateverland:Learning to Live Here” in which she pretty much describes mommy dearest as a heartless wench who steals the souls of small children and uses them to make delicious strudels. Martha Stewart just made an applie pie with the blood [...]

Holly Madison (pictured here holding what seems to be a giant new age vibrator, obviously some sort of a prize for her contribution to human kind) has insured her implants with Lloyds Of London for $1million, according to PEOPLE: “I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything [...]

Amidst fresh rumors that Ashton Kutcher has cheated on her with someone a quarter of her age, Demi Moore, twitted this picture of her looking like a dead Steve Buscemi with the caption,”I see through you” apparently referring to her ability to see through his full-of-shit-colon. Ashton, ever the sensitive guy, twitted the following: ‘When [...]

Miranda Kerr and Sofia Vergara in mini skirts and see-through tops. Our way of making up to you for showing you pictures of Tori Spelling and Maria Shriver. Steve Tyler is mistaken for a clown at LAX. Leann Rimes sitting on a urinal. How poignant! Liv Tyler is in serious need of the thing Anderson [...]

Shayne Lamas, you know, Lorenzo Lamas’ little girl, the one who used to issue publicity statements after a DUI for press, the one who married a guy at a Las Vegas joint a couple of hours after meeting him for press, is now naming her unborn daughter Press. Get it, its another word for “publicity”? [...]

Apparently a shitload of police and emergency vehicles dashed to CBS’s studio complex on Wednesday afternoon after white powder spilled out of a letter in the mailroom. The envelope was addressed to Dancing With The Stars, not one individual. L.A police said the powder was harmless after a Hazmat team was called to CBS to [...]