Paz De La Huerta, whose skin is now turning into a beautiful orange hue because of excess tequila oozing from its pores looked dishevelled and pissed off at the Emmys. Mainly because she was told she had to walk down a carpet first, watch an entire show, clap at the appropriate times and engage [...]

And by classing herself up we mean wearing a jacket on top of her silk see-through shorts, and giving us only partial crotch view. Somehow meeting the Queen brings out the modesty and grace in everyone, doesn’t it? We’re messing with you, she was on her way to the Playboy club to hand out condoms [...]

Taking a page from Leann Rimes’ manual on how to insert your finger in your throat in order to better yourself, Angelina Jolie was seen in London yesterday with that ghost who used to be Brad Pitt before the 38 kids on their way to lunch. Wait, did we say lunch? Please!! This is as [...]

The 2011 Emmy Awards was expected to be a borefest as usual, but ended up being a supreme borefest in only because when we learned Charlie Sheen was going to present we were expending him to arrive on stage in a cage full of crazy and mangled strippers vying for his love, or at the [...]

As possibly the only woman that can stand next to Christina Hendricks and not have her chest look like a large gaping hole after a dynamite blast, Sofia Vergara would not ordinarily lead this kind of post, but she covered them, so damn it, she failed us. Julie Bowen, on the other hand, is a [...]

And here we go with our Emmy coverage, starting of course with giant breasts. Christina Hendricks, who looks like this 99% of the time someone lays a red carpet infront of her, brought her Coco’s ass-for tits and her weird specimen of a husband Sunday night, and we know we should be grateful when something like [...]

We are not exactly sure when Leelee Sobieski started looking like this (and by this we mean good enough to stop us from cracking our Jewish chick jokes), but we sure as hell appreciate it. Here she is at the Proenza Schouler Fashion Show in NYC on Wednesday earning a ton of goodwill with her [...]

You already know that since we’re talking about Lindsay Lohan this post will involve breasts, drinking and doing stupid stuff so here it goes. Oh, and if you’re wondering about the inflated zebra standing next to her, it died a horrible, deflating death after it failed to serve Lindsay and her mom drinks.  Via omg! on Yahoo: [...]