Kim Kardashian took part in a pilot for Kanye West’s muppet comedy show Alligator Boots (how Kanye West found himself in the same sentence as muppets and comedy is another story) in which she was propositioned by a dirty Barry White lookalike muppet…to which of course she replied “Sure, as long as i have proprietorship [...]

Let this photo be exhibit #1 that the only practise Lacey Schwimmer and Chaz Bono are getting these last couple of weeks  is on how to eat a dozen hotdogs in 60 seconds flat. If you don’t believe us, just check her pics of just a few months ago when Chaz had not yet taught her the [...]

Here’s Kelly Brook posing for PETA with some sort of snake paint on her naked body, because let’s admit it, snake abuse has gone too far, and come on people, they deserve our love and appreciation of their need to exist (i just hugged my snake boots, i hope that’s what they meant with this ad). [...]

  In an interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt credits Angelina Jolie for bringing back all the lost joy to his penis and basically snatching him away from an existence trapped in the lifeless and frozen tandra that was Jennifer Aniston’s vagina. Angie: Here honey, i wrote you a few bullet points for your interview. [...]

Here’s post-baby Selma Blair at NYC Fashion Week yesterday grossing out E!’s reporter who just wanted a freakin’ fashion comment by telling him the following:‘I am not fabulous. It is a mess of Jell-O all over my body,’ ‘I’m relying on beautiful clothes to mask what is happening to my body. And no, I have [...]

It’s no secret Paz De La Huerta likes booze just as much as the next hobo lingering under a bridge, but being completely wasted at the premiere of Boardwalk Empire’s Second Season is a new low for her. Nonetheless, even nearly comatose as she was, she didn’t forget the all-important task of giving her breasts [...]

Rather than painting pictures and reciting the alphabet with her classmates, the daughter of Oompa Loompa and his Stepford wife is learning how to prepare for the eventual coming of the aliens at the New Leadership Academy in Los Angeles which is a school founded by Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. According to a former Scientologist interviewed [...]

Coco was one of Richie Rich’s “celebrity” guests at his fashion show the other day and like her predecessor Pamela Anderson, one of her body parts escaped from the thin veil of modesty we call clothes. But unlike Pammie, this one didn’t even make it to the actual catwalk before her dress was down to [...]