Because walking on giant cement blocks lovingly produced in Japan just for her has become as essential to Lady Gaga as breathing, she attempted to eat a hot dog and manage the monumental task of simultaneously standing on her own in the middle of Manhattan for the needs of a photoshoot. When that ended in [...]

Here’s Leann Rimes at various NYC Fashion Week events yesterday and over the weekend looking like a chewed up plate of spare ribs at a Mexican restaurant. She’s still pissed at people who criticize her over her weight and insists she’s leading a healthy and active lifestyle: “Eddie, did you just look at that woman???? [...]

Just in time to boost the ratings of the ever so classy “Suicide Special” episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, the inconsolable widow Taylor Armstrong has apparently sold a bunch of pictures to ET showing her with bruises and cuts on her face that a friend took back in June. Listen, we do believe [...]

Because revenge to an over dried over-botoxed beef jerky is as sweet as the blood of the 24-year old she currently stores in her dungeon, Madonna will just not let go of the hydrangea incident. He who dared bring her royal highness the ever so despicable excuse of a flower is still receiving her wrath, [...]

Sarah Jessica Parker cracked her hooves by repeatedly trying to knock the theater wall down with Matthew Broderick’s head yesterday at the premiere of her new movie I Don’t Know How She Does It and was repeatedly heard saying “Seriously? Seriously??”. We must therefore assume it was because her co-star Christina Hendricks decided it was [...]

Remember the white trash mom who dressed her little 2-yr old as Pretty Woman in her whore-phase before Richard Gere cleaned her up and took her to the horse races for the sake of Toddles and Tiaras? Well, Dickey (if ever there was an appropriate name) is receiving death threats and is in hiding. In [...]

Tori Spelling was shopping at lingerie store Agent Provocateur yesterday in preparation of an upcoming lingerie-clad belly shoot. This was most likely Dean McDermott’s idea. “Damn it, let them feel my fear every time the lights are out and she shoves my head into that borehole she calls breasts. Let them feel the agony that [...]

Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt in some NYC fashion week after-party wearing the same dress she has worn every time she makes a public appearance that doesn’t involve stalking a potential husband. And you know, all that tight bandaging kinda works on her Jekyll and Hyde of a body. Nice little waist, ample breasts and well, [...]