Archive for September, 2011

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Demi Moore needs to eat. Or get Ashton away from Charlie Sheen. Either way.

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Demi Moore and Jennifer Aniston were on Good Morning America yesterday morning and later at night at Skylight Soho, promoting their movie Five, which teaches middle-aged women how to prevent brittle and frail bones by sleeping with much, much younger men. No seriously, it was about breast cancer. Which studies tell us can also be [...]

Juliette Lewis is also in a bikini in Mexico

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Last time we looked at pictures of Juliette Lewis in a bikini, it made us not want to look at any bikini pics  for a whole 24 hours, which is the equivalent of going on a hunger strike for an entire month. So it was a relief to look at these ones of her in [...]

Kate Hudson flashed her panties

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Kate Hudson was out with her baby-daddy Matt Bellamy, lead singer of the Muse the other night when she got drunk and pulled a Britney. Without even blinking. Is it me, or do chicks who have given birth to kids (ok, and Paris Hilton, but you can argue that she’s given birth to other things that still haunt/itch [...]

Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up again

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Kat Von D  spent the weekend publicizing her latest break-up with Jesse James after a stripper/prostitute or some sort of Nazi poon (all educated guesses here, but let’s go with it) with a golden heart and genital wards (again, let’s go with it) tried to warn Kat by publishing the following on cheaterville.com: ‘Why don’t you finally [...]

Arnold Scwarzenegger has ordered SEVEN statues of himself as Mr.Olympia

Arnold Scwarzenegger is a very busy man these days. Along with writing his autobiography Total Recall:My unbelievably True Story, which let’s face it its all about his early lessons of the value of getting laid as a cure for all maladies, his bodybuilder years and their immeasurable contribution to getting laid,  his career that got him [...]

Nicole Richie’s breasts are looking unusually attractive (hint:implants)

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Nicole Richie is celebrating her 30th birthday vacationing in Los Cabos, Mexico together with Ashlee and Jessica Simpson (yes, she hates Jessica, but after she figured out that standing next to a poncho-clad Forest Gump makes you look like Einstein and at least 10 times sexier than you are, she almost pushed her on the [...]

Rihanna and her nipples are in Ireland

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Rihanna is currently in North Ireland filming the video of her new single We Found Love, and we’re going to assume fields filled with hay and mudd to roll around are hard to find in the States. So here she is basically topless and with her zipper undone, because that’s the only way to tell [...]

Bristol Palin rides a mechanical bull and fights off The Homosexuals at the same time

Since Bristol Palin’s mommy stole the limelight recently with her love of the black penis, Bristol Palin and her brand new face had to do something to get it back. Urgently. And since doing coke on top of an oil-drum has already been done, and screaming “Levi raped me, so i’m technically still a virgin” [...]