Ashlee Simpson is currently vacationing in Mexico, and if you’re wondering which ass is her, its the one holding the glass of booze and giving Pete Wentz whose currently in NYC taking care of their kid while she parties the middle finger. We’re good with faces. Locky

Lady Gaga attempts to ride a motorcycle with 50 metallic penises on it. All while wearing a tent (iHeardRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas). Nicole Scherzinger just disloged Steven Tyler’s dentures with her tongue (iHeardRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas). Sarah Jessica Parker’s feet have an uncanny resemblance to beet roots. The magic of Photoshop: Ke$ha IS [...]

Sly Stone, one of the pioneers of the late 1960s and ’70s funk music scene, has lost everything and is now living in a van parked on a rough street in Los Angeles. The 68-year-old, whose group Sly & the Family Stone released a string of hits including Dance to the Music, Everyday People and [...]

Lindsay Lohan was in Milan over the weekend attending Philippe Plein’s fashion shows and believe it or not this guy actually thought it would be a fantastic idea and a sound business plan if he hired her as the new face of his collection. We’re assuming he also had the brilliant idea of compensating her [...]

Here’s Jennifer Lopez around 4am at Pure Nightclub in Ceasars Palace Las Vegas (dancing to her own song naturally) and if you squint really hard you will see that those droplets around her face are not perspiration but tears. Because getting over a man with empty eye sockets and sellotape all over his body so [...]

Jennifer Lopez was one of the acts performing on the second and last day of the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas over the weekend where she had all her backup dancers sign a contract forbidding them to make funny faces or stare at her ass as if they [...]

Kendra Wilkinson is in dire need of Playboy Yoda and his freeze-dried balls to bring back the sexy. Helena Christensen is Sarah Palin with long legs but without the snowmobile, the shotgun and the bag of coke. Yes, Pippa Middleton flashed her panties. We ascertained that through an incredibly shitty resolution. God Save The Queen! [...]

Because she’s a sensitive and thoughtful soul who would never have sex with someone else in his dressing room while her husband held her wedding ring and waited outside (true story), Michaele Salahi leaked this picture of her licking the insides of Journey guitarist Neal Schon’s mouth backstage at their concert in San Antonio, Texas [...]