Archive for September, 2011

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Rihanna Visits Church Wearing Her C**t Necklace

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Here’s Rihanna visiting the famous Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro and the chapel which lays underneath it yesterday wearing tiny little shorts, a see-through shirt and a necklace with the word “C**t” on it. Who said devotion to God was a lost value? Locky

Fergie’s Wax Doll Is Not At All Realistic

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Here’s Fergie last night fondling her breasts at the unveiling of her wax figure at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas at the Venetian Hotel, and we can understand why she was thrilled. The doll looks nothing like her. And by that we mean she does not possess Hugh Hefner’s neck and most importantly is penis-less. Oh, [...]

Maria Menounos will freeze her eggs

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In an interview with Dr.Drew, Maria Menounos revealed that at 33, she still has a few years ahead of her in terms of building her career (read: get as many bikini shots of me as possible and maybe then go into the field of posting my pics on Twitter as i make my weird boyfriend a sandwich.Naked) and [...]

Hugh Jackman Breaks Wrestler’s Jaw To Promote His New Movie

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Hugh Jackman’s new movie Real Steel must really, really, really suck. Why you ask? Well, because he’s willing to do just about anything to promote the shit out of this thing: Pretend to crash a WWE match and punch champion Dolph Zinger, steal a kid’s bicycle and ride around London on it, shoot himself out of [...]

Maggie Gyllenhaal Lends Her Vibrators To Other People

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  If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.  ~Bob Hope “Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.”  ~Author Of The DailyFix As it turns out, Maggie Gyllenhaal is a charitable soul and [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Vain AT ALL

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Because we’re pretty certain you’d rather make out with an angry possum than read Gwyneth Paltrow’s organic and lavender-scented website goop.com, we found the courage to do it for you. And became better people from it. Gwyneth gave us little and unimportant people a look at her pre-Emmy preparation during which she allowed a dozen [...]

Mel Gibson sued for trying to kill man at a bakery

“You’re standing in the way of me and a dozen glazed donuts. I’ll blow you up, you son of a bitch!!” A man is trying to cash in on Mel Gibson’s good nature (What? He only eats the ones who look kinda Jewy) by claiming he tried to kill him with a car. Nader Sharif [...]

Rihanna In A Bikini, At A Beach, Getting Her Ass Grabbed. How Unusual

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Here’s Rihanna chilling in Rio de Janeiro beach the other day, before rushing back to her hotel when a group of fans spotted her and swarmed the beach. We’re assuming they didn’t even have to see her face before starting to yell her name out loud. They just figured it out by the strange bikini and [...]